All A Muchy redux
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JDG1317
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i'm in, if this is still on.
ryderX
Well-Known Member
Okay kids this is my post, my idea, my rules. Lets keep this real simple. No need to over analyze, plan or get all "mtbnj.com" weird over it.
Here are the rules and guidelines:
1. If you say your going to do it, don't puss out at the last minute with some lame excuse. Everyone who starts with the group stays with the group, if you have the need to play Alpha Male stay home.
2. We start the ride together and we end together. Que sheets will be issued.
3. A rain date will determined 1 week before the ride if need be.
4. Be prepared to ride for 6-8 hours in Allamuchy, no "I've got to be home to walk Benji b.s. 15 miles into the ride.
5. NO WHINING ALLOWED
6. Food and beverage will consist of P&J sandwiches, trail mix, pop tarts, water, and Cliff products. All of which I will happily supply. You've got a delicate sissy lactose intolerant tum-tum, bring your own supplies.
7. When the roll time is decided upon, it becomes etched in stone. No "hey wait a minute while I rebuild my my drive train in the parking lot. stall tactic. If your late ride hard and catch up.
8. Everybody has to have a good attitude and suck up the hurt.
It won't be a hammer fest, though you can't expect everyone to wait at every intersection if your sucking hind tit, if you've got the wind to talk about your victory in the pinewood derby from 18 years ago, your not riding hard enough, and your slowing us down. We can have insightful and thought provoking discussions back at the bar.
"Cowboy up Boys and Girls we're going riding."
A simple yes or no will suffice, I'll lead 1 or I'll lead 20 riders or more, don't matter to me.
Start another post if you feel the need to discuss anything about this ride. Beyond the "yes I'm in or no I can't because I've got a sheep shearing to go to and Muffy is having her tubes tied that day" I don't want my post hijacked by chronic horse sodomizers.
Thank You and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Here are the rules and guidelines:
1. If you say your going to do it, don't puss out at the last minute with some lame excuse. Everyone who starts with the group stays with the group, if you have the need to play Alpha Male stay home.
2. We start the ride together and we end together. Que sheets will be issued.
3. A rain date will determined 1 week before the ride if need be.
4. Be prepared to ride for 6-8 hours in Allamuchy, no "I've got to be home to walk Benji b.s. 15 miles into the ride.
5. NO WHINING ALLOWED
6. Food and beverage will consist of P&J sandwiches, trail mix, pop tarts, water, and Cliff products. All of which I will happily supply. You've got a delicate sissy lactose intolerant tum-tum, bring your own supplies.
7. When the roll time is decided upon, it becomes etched in stone. No "hey wait a minute while I rebuild my my drive train in the parking lot. stall tactic. If your late ride hard and catch up.
8. Everybody has to have a good attitude and suck up the hurt.
It won't be a hammer fest, though you can't expect everyone to wait at every intersection if your sucking hind tit, if you've got the wind to talk about your victory in the pinewood derby from 18 years ago, your not riding hard enough, and your slowing us down. We can have insightful and thought provoking discussions back at the bar.
"Cowboy up Boys and Girls we're going riding."
A simple yes or no will suffice, I'll lead 1 or I'll lead 20 riders or more, don't matter to me.
Start another post if you feel the need to discuss anything about this ride. Beyond the "yes I'm in or no I can't because I've got a sheep shearing to go to and Muffy is having her tubes tied that day" I don't want my post hijacked by chronic horse sodomizers.
Thank You and have a pleasant tomorrow.
J
jimg
Guest
yes,I'm in
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namdlog
Guest
muchy's on
I'm in!
Anyone want to share a ride? coming from Hungtington, LI NY
I'm in!
Anyone want to share a ride? coming from Hungtington, LI NY
J
JDG1317
Guest
that's where we parked for all-a-muchy last year?
Stratocaster
Banned
Foe-azz-winged
You gonna do the All-a-mooch race replica or a faux-azz-winged route? Better start your coo-coo down by the pub. Leee-Manz start... Peeneebunna sangwich, the works.
You gonna do the All-a-mooch race replica or a faux-azz-winged route? Better start your coo-coo down by the pub. Leee-Manz start... Peeneebunna sangwich, the works.
Wazu
New Member
I'm out. I ride by my rules anyway. I may show up and tag along for as long as I like though then go get laid and then take the kids to Space Farms. My ride will be a whimpy 3 hours though and I may be whining for the last half an hour. Some rides just don't sound like fun. This is one of them. Have fun "MEN".
I'll be riding Allamuchy on Saturday, but will likely be rolling out a bit earlier than you guys and finishing after about three hours. Would love to participate in the 50K loop, but fitness and time constraints are a bit prohibitive. May cross paths with you guys, though.
Mike
Mike
ryderX
Well-Known Member
It's going to be rather warm day, there can't be many sunny & hot days left in '07. We'll look for you out there.
http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/fitness/wxdetail/07821?dayNum=2
http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/fitness/wxdetail/07821?dayNum=2
anrothar
entirely thrilled
i'm going to have to insist that we outfit your bike with a rack and put an air conditioning unit on it, with power generated by your pedalling. this way, A: i can keep up with you, and B: i can stay cool. well, less hot. i guess in order to stay cool i would technically have to first become cool.... :hmmm:
BiknBen
Well-Known Member
I understand the rules but need a little more info. Where is the Tranquiltiy trailhead? I haven't been there since the 24HOA in '97. I've got no local knowledge. I'd be coming from Rt 80. Give me a street address or something.
Will there be a place to refill hydration packs? Did I need to bring a donkey to carry 6 hours worth of stuff?
J
JDG1317
Guest
go to the trail directory (top of page) and find allamuchy, one of the tags on the map of allamuchy is tranquility farms. i believe this is the place.
I was wondering about the supply situation also.....
I was wondering about the supply situation also.....
ryderX
Well-Known Member
Rule #6 covers this issue:
6. Food and beverage will consist of P&J sandwiches, trail mix, pop tarts, water, and Cliff products. All of which I will happily supply. You've got a delicate sissy lactose intolerant tum-tum, bring your own supplies.
The resupply area will be at the approximate 1/2 way point about 15 miles or so into the day.
6. Food and beverage will consist of P&J sandwiches, trail mix, pop tarts, water, and Cliff products. All of which I will happily supply. You've got a delicate sissy lactose intolerant tum-tum, bring your own supplies.
The resupply area will be at the approximate 1/2 way point about 15 miles or so into the day.
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