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Norm said:
Wow, also got 3 emails too. Make it 7 people in about 10 minutes. Very nice. You guys all need gold police badges for the day.
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The irony was as I was pushing the delete post button, I was thinking "wow, this is actually some decent looking porn"....responsibilities, damnit...
 
the competition

standard cycling racing breakdown is as follows*:

Men
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R@ad/Track: | Cat 5 | Cat 4 | Cat 3 | Cat 2 | Cat 1
---------------- ------- ------- ------ ----- ----- | US Pro | Euro Pro

Mtn Bike: - Beginner | Beginner | Expert | Elite | S-Pro


Women
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R@ad/Track: | Cat 4 | Cat 3 | Cat 2 | Cat 1
--------------- ------ ------- ------ ----- | World Class
Mtn Bike: - Beginner | Beginner | Expert | Elite

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* someone explained me once about the "masters" category is often given to protect grey beards from newbies/undesirable/wreckless riders (may be limited ro 23 C cycling i dunno
 
Ok.

First, I have a cold, a headache, and a short leash today.

Second, your categories are no longer pertinent. They're changing this year so the "cat" system will be across the board.

Third, the next time you use "r@ad" instead of "road" I'm putting you in the box for 24 hours because it's no longer even slightly remotely even a little bit kinda-sorta maybe funny.

Fourth, if you're going to put the @ symbol in the word road, it would make more sense to replace the a, not the o.
 
jkmacman said:
someone explained me once about the "masters" category is often given to protect grey beards from newbies/undesirable/wreckless riders (may be limited ro 23 C cycling i dunno
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hey, watch how you use the phrase Grey Beards.:hitsfan:
 
I am glad the east central guys have to deal with this guy in person

hopefully he doesn't infect the central central region
 
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Ok.

First, I have a cold, a headache, and a short leash today.

Second, your categories are no longer pertinent. They're changing this year so the "cat" system will be across the board.

Third, the next time you use "r@ad" instead of "road" I'm putting you in the box for 24 hours because it's no longer even slightly remotely even a little bit kinda-sorta maybe funny.

Fourth, if you're going to put the @ symbol in the word road, it would make more sense to replace the a, not the o.
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can i put in a 23 C cycling ride for dec 23?
hey, watch how you use the phrase Grey Beards
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i hit my head one too many times this year

the guy that tried to explain me about cats & masters also said something about buying a recumbent and grey beards
 
jkmacman said:
can i put in a 23 C cycling ride for dec 23?i hit my head one too many times this year

the guy that tried to explain me about cats & masters also said something about buying a recumbent and grey beards
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ok, seriously, WTF are you talking about. i'm at the same point as norm with this.

your posts are getting to the point of pure nonsense and you're even off topic in a thread designed to be completely off topic. really. dial it back or i'll put you in the box.
 
jkmacman said:
standard cycling racing breakdown is as follows*:

Men
----
R@ad/Track: | Cat 5 | Cat 4 | Cat 3 | Cat 2 | Cat 1
---------------- ------- ------- ------ ----- ----- | US Pro | Euro Pro

Mtn Bike: - Beginner | Beginner | Expert | Elite | S-Pro


Women
-----
R@ad/Track: | Cat 4 | Cat 3 | Cat 2 | Cat 1
--------------- ------ ------- ------ ----- | World Class
Mtn Bike: - Beginner | Beginner | Expert | Elite

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* someone explained me once about the "masters" category is often given to protect grey beards from newbies/undesirable/wreckless riders (may be limited ro 23 C cycling i dunno
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Jackman-
Am I a beginner or expert? If I'm beginner which one do I go into so not to be accused of sandbaggery? I'm not to sure if USA Cyling is aware of the 2 beginner classes.
Sorry Norm, I believe I've also reached my limit of reading drivel and have a feeling that I'm going to end up in the box.
 
Norm said:
Ok.

First, I have a cold, a headache, and a short leash today.

Second, your categories are no longer pertinent. They're changing this year so the "cat" system will be across the board.

Third, the next time you use "r@ad" instead of "road" I'm putting you in the box for 24 hours because it's no longer even slightly remotely even a little bit kinda-sorta maybe funny.

Fourth, if you're going to put the @ symbol in the word road, it would make more sense to replace the a, not the o.
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He's just weird man. It's cool. Viva la difference.
 
I spent some time in the penalty box last summer. To pass the time I made some crude shivs. (I used the melted/tempered plastic eating utensil method as seen on MSNBC's wonderful nightly exploration of the great prisons of our country)

Never had to use them, but figured someone might eventually...so I used some feces to secure them to the underside of the heating duct before I was released.

There are also some cigarettes in there, just in case you get a long stay.
 
sixseven said:
I spent some time in the penalty box last summer. To pass the time I made some crude shivs. (I used the melted/tempered plastic eating utensil method as seen on MSNBC's wonderful nightly exploration of the great prisons of our country)

Never had to use them, but figured someone might eventually...so I used some feces to secure them to the underside of the heating duct before I was released.

There are also some cigarettes in there, just in case you get a long stay.
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Norm should rename this thread "Comedy Alley" :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
NJ-XC-Justin said:
He's just weird man. It's cool. Viva la difference.
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We're all weird. I have a Clif bar tournament bracket lined in chalk on my basement floor. This goes beyond weird. He's irritating too many people too fast.

mtbdawgJeff said:
Are you aware that the Bald Eagle trail is open til the end of the month? It says so, right on the Trail Closed sign.
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Was he the one who said that? So I guess that trail really is still technically closed then?

VelocityBoy said:
Wandering around Round Valley? 😕
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One and the same. More info here.

sixseven said:
I spent some time in the penalty box last summer.
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I forgot about that. Now that you mention how you spent your time, it does bring back memories.

I am a firm believer in the idea that people who will last on this board take the box in stride.
 
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