Running With the Foghorn Leghorn

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

You guys are going to get bored of the Great Calorie Model discussion soon enough so I'll just throw out a few more things for today. Specifically to start I will link this to @fidodie:
http://home.trainingpeaks.com/blog/article/how-accurate-is-that-calorie-reading

Second, not sure why this hit me the other day, but there are 2 ways to look at the calories listed on the back of something you eat:

1. Look at calories per serving, eat accordingly.
2. Look at calories per serving & servings per bag & calculate how much this will cost if you lose control and eat the whole bag. Then eat the whole bag. Paging @davidcarson48.

Finally, I was saying this to @Dominique last night. If I take a "day off" and eat what the app tells me to eat to stay even, or say I go even 500 calories over budget, the scale will add 1-2 pounds. In theory this is impossible because a pound is 3500 calories. But time after time when I go over on the daily budget I get drilled on the scale the next day. There apparently is little-to-no correlation between what you eat 1 day and the scale the next day. I'm trying to embrace this more but it's hard to accept.

@fidodie you also bring up some interesting points about nutrition mining internally as well as recovery calories. I have thought about the former before (no conclusions there) as well as the latter. I think the latter is true a bit more with weight-lifting as you tear the muscle fibers constantly. Not sure you have as much of that going on in biking.

So back to biking. @UtahJoe has thrown down the gauntlet and says that "in my dreams" will I ever produce 300w on a 2 hour ride. I will accept this challenge and make it happen. I went out today and knocked out 273 (Garmin) on my ride for 1:45:
https://www.strava.com/activities/317505469

No rain. Saw a bluebird. Saw an oriole. Both birds are firsts of the year & both are 2 of my favorite birds. I also pulled a 20.7 on the loop which is a first of the year being up over 20 in a ride. All in all a good ride today. Coming back, coming into form. Slowly but surely. Lamington Road closed so I had to lollipop the ride instead of making it a loop. Utah thinks he is reverse psychology-ing me into working hard but I know what he's up to. I'm like Roman Maroni when he says, "Okey! You and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin trick, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling." Utah's bells, b-line for that sling.

I have decided not to name the RIP9 officially until I actually get it. But suggestions are still always welcome. On that note, this weather sucks the past 2 days and mountain biking in any form is probably mostly off the table until Friday. I may go to Round Valley on Friday (note: maybe not, if CR is good to ride). I'm up to 20 hours of work the first 2 days of the week so I'm setting up my weekly end-game well right now.

Rain plus sun means that I'll need to cut the grass soon.
 
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I have decided not to name the RIP9 officially until I actually get it. But suggestions are still always welcome.

I'd call it The Undertaker

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Of the most recent installment of Norm's writing, I found two things entertaining: Utah's Challenge and the Birds... For me, the calorie discussion has been brain ef'd to death.

One question about the RIP - was this to fill the All Mountain need in your arsenal of bikes? I remember months back you snuck in a hint you were wanting an all mountain bike.
 
One question about the RIP - was this to fill the All Mountain need in your arsenal of bikes? I remember months back you snuck in a hint you were wanting an all mountain bike.

maybe, maybe not- @Norm just likes to own several bikes so they can collect dust waiting for @UtahJoe to fix them when they break. he also washes them with salt water and sand.

@Norm, for the uninformed, can you please list the names of your bikes, current and past?
 
Thursday, June 4, 2015

At least once a week @Dominique tells me I screwed up the date on my blog entry and I'm puzzled on how that happens sometimes. Yesterday was May instead of June and one day it was the 16th instead of the 26th - both understandable. But one day it was totally wrong, like May 18th when it was really June 2nd, something along those lines and not remotely close. I do wonder if shit like that is a pre-cursor to my losing my mind or if that means I have really lost my mind. Or my brain is full and I just eject anything that really doesn't matter.

Fuck the scale. That is all. It is like every day I wake up to face the Executioner and every that that fucking asshole cuts my head off. As @Mountain Bike Mike says, this shark has been jumped.

@Mitch you have a point, you dead sexy thing.

I've been growing my own stuff from seeds. First was squash (in the garden) then I did cosmos, then cucumbers, a sunflower, and today I planted black-eyed susans. Here are the cucumbers and 1 of the Mammoth Russian Sunflowers:

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I am literally like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman when I see a bluebird. Ask D about this. Every time I will announce it when I see one. And she never sees it because of course it is tiny and flies away and by the time I say it, it's gone. I also love the colors on both birds and I'm disappointed that neither are feeder birds so you can't get them to the house. Apparently a bird bath will maybe get an Oriole but usually Robins (not our @Robin) hog them and they are mosquito breeding pits. Also you can put a platform out and put oranges on it, and there's like a 1 in 1000 chance you see one before you die. After 45,000 oranges.

In my experience, people say you are mindfucking something when they no longer want to think about it. This isn't like talking all day about how to be better at riding your bike then never riding your bike. I am practicing this shit constantly, all the time. I am taking 25,000 ground balls a day to be better. Maybe that's the problem? I need to stop taking ground balls.

@Kirt made me ride CR today. It was fine. I pulled a dope move though and did not inflate my tires before I went. Given they were 17 on Sunday, suffice it to say they were less than 17 today. Tame ride, but that's fine as the previous 2 days were hard. Tomorrow I'm going back with @rick81721 and maybe @qclabrat to ride some stuff together. I'll pump up my tires before I go.

Why did I get a new bike? Well, I have 2 bikes I never use (SuperFly & SingleFly) and @UtahJoe convinced me to sell them, which means he's actually selling them. In fact, if you are interested in either give me a shout. The SS is great but as Utah says, when SSaP rolls around next year I'll be running Ted. That bike can be had at a really good price. Back to the point - I had ridden that Trigger before the Mooch race and loved it. Utah had been pestering me to get one, which of course is silly as I don't really ride that stuff so often that I need to buy a new one. Well this popped up, @Kirt says it looks good, so I bought it. Now I just need to sell these 2 bikes to get things down to 2. This bike is for monster trucking big rocks and such. It's like a couch with wheels. Now if only Utah would bring it to me.

@bonefishjake there are many.

Former Bikes

-Can O' Beans - the bike that my ex-wife refuses to ask her family to send back from Taiwan to me. This was my first ever road frame.
-Big Red - aluminum One9, Niner, SS. THE bike that got me into SS-ing. Sold to me by @The Kalmyk.
-Magic Bike - The SuperSix. This brought me fame & fortune. Or not
-The other 2 Niners did not have names. Both were orange. One was steel (@woody got it), 1 was scandium. The scandium frame was the most harsh ride I have ever had. Hated this frame.
-The original Specialized FS did not have a name
-Ted - the original Scalpel frame

The Fuji frame never earned a name other than Fuji. It was the heavy hunk of aluminum that I rode my first full season of cross with. There have been other Frankenbikes through the years I imagine.

I also named the road bike that lasted 75 miles something like The One Week Wonder.

Current Bikes

-Ted2: The mountain bike
-The Dragonship Foghorn Leghorn: road bike
-The God Bike: Main CX bike
-AP: Backup CX bike
-Andy's Madone: used when I destroy my road frame in Canada. Not actually mine
-Rental Bike: generic Strava bike used for rentals
-SingleFly & SuperFly - these were never named
-Then there's this new bike. Artie?
 
Blue bird houses bring them in, if not to nest but they hang around check them out for a few days then the nasty sparrows take over. Which in turn we dump their nest immediately. The swallows are different they share with bluebirds with housing but are not aggressive like the shitty sparrows. Actually the swallows and bluebirds watch over each other's nest.
Oranges do work we have had great success, we tried an Oreole feeder which is similar to hummingbird feeder except larger. We have had Orioles on our hummer feeder also. Locations of our property plays a big part, our property was once farm land and yours seem more woodland so that makes a bit a difference also.
 
1) you need to get can o'beans back.
2) barn swallows are my favorite birds. Could watch them fly for hours.
C) one of your cucumbers seems to have sprouted a basketball hoop.
7) yes. Screw the scale. You are putting in solid efforts on eating well and on the bike. Is that number all that important?
G) Artie is a solid name. Does this mean you aren't taking Charlton Heston? Because I have a candidate for that one.
3) if you buy a used bike, and it already has a name, do you have to keep it?
I bought a bike from a place I've rented from a few times in Tahoe, and they name all their bikes to keep track of them. Anyway, he shows up labelled "Link". Not a bad name I guess. I left it that way so he didn't get confused.
 
saw many bluebirds when there was snow on the ground - sparrow moved into my bb house. bastard.
the birds eat the things swimming in the birdbath.
neighbor has a cam in his owl box - there are babies (too lazy to goog) - i don't have the url

i'm really impressed that in 25 years of living in branchburg, we went from the occasional red tail, to
occasional eagle sightings. peregrine falcons are around (saw one pick off a purple martin in-flight)
yeah for conservation.

have you been to capistrano?

my kid/school is the only reason i know which day it is.....and it is binary...schoolday or !schoolday.
 
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I bought a bike from a place I've rented from a few times in Tahoe, and they name all their bikes to keep track of them. Anyway, he shows up labelled "Link". Not a bad name I guess. I left it that way so he didn't get confused.

like The Mod Squad? CW3 - i may change my avatar. (oh, he spelled it Linc) - Link may be a chick name...
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like The Mod Squad? CW3 - i may change my avatar. (oh, he spelled it Linc) - Link may be a chick name...
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That bike was all man baby.

That would be a badass avatar.

We have a lot of hawks around here. Over the winter they were sizing up my dog (6.5lbs) when he was out in the yard. For reals. He got swooped once.
 
Those niner scandium frames are the most harsh and uncomfortable frames ever made. When I got a misfit immediately after my air 9, it was a revelation.

Sorry the singlefly didn't get ridden more. That really is a great bike. The superflys geometry is still my favorite. Nothing else that I every rode, handledo like those bikes.
 
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