Raritan 911: Robocop

[rlb]

Seems you can't set the start timr in embeded video, so old fashioned it is.

Or imagine this video starts at 8:16 before I smash everything with a hammer.

 

[capedoc]

Oh man. Possibly my new favorite thread. There's been some good ones lately but this has potential.

 

[rick81721]

We have a regional dispatch center that answers 9-1-1 calls and dispatches emergencies services for all of Hunterdon County. Much of Hunterdon is rural, as illustrated by this call that was received from a neighboring municipality:

Dispatch: 9-1-1, where is you emergency?
Caller: (Gives address)
Dispatch: What's your emergency?
Caller: There's a goat on my front porch.
Dispatch: Is it your goat?
Caller: No.
Dispatch: Do you know who owns the goat?
Caller: No.
Dispatch: Did you try to shoo the goat away?
Caller: No.
Dispatch: Will you try that for me?
Caller: No.
Dispatch: Ok, I'll send an officer.
Caller: Thank you.

Officer arrived and advised the goat ran into the woods upon his arrival.

We had a goats incident in our neighborhood (Montgomery) last year - several goats appeared and were head butting black vehicles parked in driveways. My neighbor asked if my durango was damaged since it's also black but luckily not. Apparently the local cops were called and couldn't do anything so Princeton animal control came and rounded them up. Never heard where they came from

 

[capedoc]

We had to call the police to remove a dangerous goat from the premises once. This goat used to hang outside our office every day and was always finding it's way INSIDE the building.

 

[Carson]

We had a goats incident in our neighborhood (Montgomery) last year - several goats appeared and were head butting black vehicles parked in driveways. My neighbor asked if my durango was damaged since it's also black but luckily not. Apparently the local cops were called and couldn't do anything so Princeton animal control came and rounded them up. Never heard where they came from

Those goats were profiling!

 

[Glenn Rides After 4 PM CST]

Looking forward to man standing in yard of girl friends house in full camo. That's a great one..

 

[Patrick]

we used to go to night court for entertainment.....listen to the explanation of why they shouldn't get a d&d, trespassing, or regular old tix.

 

[Dusty the Whale]

I'm gonna stay tuned to this to see how the other side lives. Now do these calls go directly into the dispatch or is it more like this?

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

Sing it - "Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what ya gunna do when they come for you?"

 

[Karate Monkey]

Sub'd!

 

[Carson]

I'm working dayshift. It's around 2pm. Our office manager calls my cell phone, which is unusual.

OM: Hey...the Xerox guy is here to fix the copier.
Me: Um, ok.
OM: I think he's drunk.
Me: Seriously? Why do you think that?
OM: He's in here stumbling around and he smells like a brewery.
Me: Well, where the hell is the Lieutenant?
OM: Dunno.
Me: Ok, I'll head in.

I drive in and sure enough, the Xerox guy looks hammered.

Me: Hey man, you ok? You have any medical conditions I should know about or are you a diabetic or something?
Xerox: No, not at all. Why?
Me: Well, you seem intoxicated.
Xerox: Na, I just had a few beers with lunch.
Me: Well lets do a few tests to make sure you're ok to drive.
Xerox: Ok.

Dudeman fails the field sobriety tests. Comes to the police station, drunk, to fix the copier.

My Lieutenant comes back to the station and I fill him in. He was annoyed I didn't let him finish fixing the copier first.

 

[Norm]

My Lieutenant comes back to the station and I fill him in. He was annoyed I didn't let him finish fixing the copier first.

Yeah, this. I agree with him. Was it broken because you shot it in the first place?

 

[jShort]

Yeah, this. I agree with him. Was it broken because you shot it in the first place?

This.

Was it resisting?

Is there a video?

 

[UtahJoe]

is there a law against performing copier repair while inebriated?

 

[Magic]

Could he have been dropped off instead of drive himself to the station for said repair?

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

Maybe the bar had a copier that needed repair and they paid for his service in freshly tapped goodness

 

[Juggernaut]

@davidcarson48 , these are fun... Keep'm coming.

 

[Carson]

Could he have been dropped off instead of drive himself to the station for said repair?

Could have but didn't. I confirmed he drove. You know these aren't episodes of Law and Order, right?

 

[Norm]

Could have but didn't. I confirmed he drove. You know these aren't episodes of Law and Order, right?

Was he given a trial by a jury of his peers before you convicted him? And would it not be fair to fill said jury with a bunch of drunk Xerox repairmen?

 

[Carson]

Hi Mandi.