Throughout the pandemic, I've been riding a lot more on the road, partly because I don't currently have my Moots but also partly because my wife got an e-bike back in May and I've been mapping out routes the two of us can ride together (she has no interest in riding in any areas with any kind of traffic.) She also just started using Strava, so she is very excited about any notifications she gets. A week or two ago, she took the Local Legend status on a road near us. I'm not super aware of these notifications usually, mostly because I don't get many KOMs anyway. But when she got that Local Legend, I thought "WTF? I ride that road almost every single day. How am I NOT the local legend?" Rather than simply look it up and see who was and how often they rode it, I decided to take the more strategic route and just get marginally pissed every time I rode it and didn't get a notice. Finally this Friday I got a notice that I was the local legend on another road in the same area. So I was like, "That's right bitches. This is MY world." I don't even give a shit about these things! Get out of my head, Strava!!!