Holy Crap!

[Norm]

Happy birthday Jake!

 

[bonefishjake]

thanks norm! 33 today and still feel every bit 19. ok, 25.

 

[anrothar]

happy birthday jake! get tanked!:whoopdedo

 

[heythorp]

happy birthday jake! get tanked!:whoopdedo

isnt that a give on every day?

 

[bonefishjake]

isnt that a give on every day?

when you work from home, there are very few "school nights", so yes, it's pretty much a given. just about every day.

 

[heythorp]

Happy birthday Jake!

didnt i start one of these threads already? Oh ooopppppsss sorry, forgot you all dont have access to that part of the board

 

[Shaggz]

didnt i start one of these threads already? Oh ooopppppsss sorry, forgot you all dont have access to that part of the board

someone should break your fingers or cauterize that part of your brain that can't control the inner voice

 

[anrothar]

uhh, doesn't everyone in this thread have access to that? or are you talking about the 'sean sucks' forum which i have yet to be granted access to?

 

[heythorp]

uhh, doesn't everyone in this thread have access to that? or are you talking about the 'sean sucks' forum which i have yet to be granted access to?

no no no, there is only a "sean is amazing" forum which we have all decided would be better to wait until we reveal it to you. We were going to wait until your 4th endurance race next year to give you that extra encourangement, but i totally screwed the pooch and let it slip.

 

[anrothar]

yeah, i am pretty amazing.... for instance, today my farts smelled so bad it made me uncomfortable, so i made sure to fart alot while i was driving with the windows up and the heat on. it was pretty sweet.

 

[heythorp]

yeah, i am pretty amazing.... for instance, today my farts smelled so bad it made me uncomfortable, so i made sure to fart alot while i was driving with the windows up and the heat on. it was pretty sweet.

but did you melt the glass? i have seen it done. not a pretty sight

 

[anrothar]

no, but that is pretty impressive.

 

[jdog]

You really seem like a smart fella..

I mean Fart Smeller..

 

[bonefishjake]

ok, look, i'm going to have to steer this back on topic.


the topic is me. continue.

 

[jdog]

ok, look, i'm going to have to steer this back on topic.


the topic is me. continue.

Perhaps we can arrange for a 33 gun salute.

I will bring the black bean burritos and oysters.

Now that would be a smelly happy b day to you.


Happy Birthday.

j

 

[Norm]

My mom makes oyster stuffing every Thanksgiving. It's something like oysters, saltine crackers, and copious amounts of butter. I think I could eat the whole tray every year.

 

[Shaggz]

My mom makes oyster stuffing every Thanksgiving. It's something like oysters, saltine crackers, and copious amounts of butter. I think I could eat the whole tray every year.

oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac - that sounds like a perfect way to go, eat a tray of butter laden oyster stuffing, have an anmorous encounter, and have a heart attack with a bang.

 

[Shaggz]

ok, look, i'm going to have to steer this back on topic.


the topic is me. continue.

is this because you are attention starved at home?

 

[bonefishjake]

no. i'm moderating.

 

[Shaggz]

oh - that makes sense now.

Back to you,

Happy Birth-plus-1-day to you! Only 364 more days until we get to revisit this post again :whoopdedo: