God I love Craigslist.......

not CL but finally a bike with pedals included...

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i'm thinking if person is very small, it may be more like a large,
but if they are large, it is more like a small.
if they are in the middle, it is just right.
largdium - which is also what it is made from.
 
If you are up to date with your tetanus shots, and have money that you wanted to give away instead of burning....This one is "In need of some restoration and parts"....and someone to explain to this idiot what the term "vintage" actually means....This bike obviously never sleeps...

 

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If you are up to date with your tetanus shots, and have money that you wanted to give away instead of burning....This one is "In need of some restoration and parts"....and someone to explain to this idiot what the term "vintage" actually means....This bike obviously never sleeps...

At least if you bought it you could easily name it "Rusty"
 
Not bike related, but as I read it, I knew that this is right up Jim Vreelands' alley! I give the guy a B- for writing....

Actual Interpretation of description:
"This guitar sucks and I can't wait to get rid of it. It plays lousy, feels like it's about to fall apart, cheap overseas pickups are so microphonic that it pierces ears 5 states away, the fret ends are so sharp that they slice your fingers all the time, the truss rod is broken and the neck is warped, the whole finish is sticky with some unknown substance, and it never stays in tune. Oh, and it reeks of cat pee, beer, sweat, pot, and vomit."
 
Not even concerned about the fact that there is no picture, or that his old Ross ten speed that needs gone today....it's the threat...
"I am not here for no trouble at all."...with the double negative, does that mean he is here for ALL the trouble!?

 
Dont bother lowballing this guy he knows what this is (until you read the tire size is a 27.5)

This guy is not your average joey joey and this isnt the average chepos bike...


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