Mountain Bike Mike
Well-Known Member
You mean the one with the motor?
StravAssholes
- Thread starter Mitch
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You mean the one with the motor?
rick81721
Lothar
ssshh!
i'll need to rejoin the strava then vroooooooooooooom.
Funny story. For me at least.just drove to Big Brook Park in Marlboro to take my dog for a walk. They have a nice paved path and it's part of the Rails to Trails system. So I pull into lot ,takeep dog out and leash her up. A guy a a old 26in Cannondale comes flying into lot . Stops on a dime . Rush his hands into his pocket and pulls out his phone and is hitting buttons. I yell over " how did you do" but no response. He had his headphones on couldn't hear. He finally turns around and sees me talking so he pulls out his headphones and I ask again. He starts laughing and says he did good. Beat his old time of 30 min for 8 mile out and back. I told him he's a StavAsshole and to go look it up.. Funny shit, he was just like the guys in the video to a tee. And that's my story..
rick81721
Lothar
This thread inspired me to be a stravasshole tonight. Some chump was stopped and fooling with his tire on green avenue but there was no stopping for me - he shoulda had a spare tube!
https://www.strava.com/activities/384368805
https://www.strava.com/activities/384368805
I never stop. God forbid I ask "you need help?". And they say yes.... Ugh.
And for the record, I'm very antisocial. Ask @pearl . I'm not here to make friends.
gtluke
The Moped
Non social. Anti social behavior would have been to throw rocks at the guy.
Sometimes i text Jeremy and he responds with "fuck off"
I get sad.
Mountain Bike Mike
Well-Known Member
Non social, antisocial.... What kind of asshole distinguishes the difference?
gtluke
The Moped
Psych majors.
I'll also correct the almost always wrong use of manic depressive or bipolar.
Says he anti social and two posts later you ask him hang. Did breaking your finger make you gay or dense?
Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
Mountain Bike Mike
Well-Known Member
Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
my man
jpn
Active Member
just watched the video. pretty funny. I have no idea, other than some electronic tracking gadget, what strava is and I don't know what KOM stands for. I am at the point of being anti-technology that I took my bike computer off because I hate seeing my speed (or lack thereof) displayed constantly.
The bike computer is wireless and I do use the internet so I guess I am not completely clueless. Just 90 percent behind the times.
The bike computer is wireless and I do use the internet so I guess I am not completely clueless. Just 90 percent behind the times.
Mountain Bike Mike
Well-Known Member
Hi... My Name is Mike and I am a Stravasshole
Juggernaut
Master of the Metaphor
Not sure if the Strava 12 step program is valid if you are "Off the Bike"...