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Yes but, it was like I was telling this guy over the winter: if the ice freezes in your gutters and you wake up early, put googles on, and then chop all of the ice out of the gutter with your hatchet, only to then proceed to knock over the garbage can full of water you placed inside the house the night before so that the water didn't get into the house, and then you flip out, well, then.... I don't know, he's your teammate.
 
Hey Guys,

I crushed it in Grindlewald today. Remember, I'm not going for any wins here, just want to show what VTC muscle is all about. Yeah, God Bless the USA! I let the GC guys go and just rode a badass VTC tempo up the final climb. Andy Schleck tried that throwing feces at me again at the base but I ducked it and dropped his ass: Click, Click, BOOM!

Tempo baby, Tempo. Tour de France here I come BBs! S a D!

Tommy D
VTC Professional Rider
DNIGAS:getsome:
 
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Yes but, it was like I was telling this guy over the winter: if the ice freezes in your gutters and you wake up early, put googles on, and then chop all of the ice out of the gutter with your hatchet, only to then proceed to knock over the garbage can full of water you placed inside the house the night before so that the water didn't get into the house, and then you flip out, well, then.... I don't know, he's your teammate.
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HAHAHAHAHAH. I'm friggin dying.
If that happens, there is only one safe course of action. Which, as you know, is to grab the kids & dogs, and run upstairs and hide till the storm blows over.
 
EABODS said:
Yes but, it was like I was telling this guy over the winter: if the ice freezes in your gutters and you wake up early, put googles on, and then chop all of the ice out of the gutter with your hatchet, only to then proceed to knock over the garbage can full of water you placed inside the house the night before so that the water didn't get into the house, and then you flip out, well, then.... I don't know, he's your teammate.
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You really should have taken a picture. Actually video... Forget about it, I would have won some kind of award or a trip to Greystone. Look, hanging off a roof chopping 400lb slabs of ice isn't fun or easy; I was a little stressed out.:getsome:

Oh yeah. Way to go TD. We need to hook up; I know a few things about slinging poop.
 
Hey Everybody!

Man, another boring stage. I freaking hate flat stages. All you do is sit in the pack and watch these non-English speaking sprinters try to kill one another in the last mile, how boring! I guess I just hate people who don't speak English sometimes. JK! LOL!

I'm still sitting in 15th overall and I'm ready to kill it on the next mountain stage. Don't tell anybody, but I've been holding back a bit and I'm gonna VTC some fools on the last mountain stage. I'd worry that they might know my strategy since I'm divulging it here, but hey, most of them can't read anyway! Hahahah, LOL! S a D!

Vaughters ignored me this morning. I'm telling you if that dude doesn't put me in the tour it's gonna be LWIDMFHBP. I'm riding better than ever and I deserve it, don't you think? LOL!

What's your next race guys? VTC in da house! Hahhahaha, LOL!

make sure you watch me on Versus tonight.

Tommy D
VTC Pro rider
TBDJEOOGR
OCDN 2011
VTC: 2012: GET READY
 
Guys,

Can you say "whoop ass"? No, seriously, can you? Cause I cracked open a serious can of it today in Switzerland, VTC style!

Yo, check it: I dropped that fool "Tejay" like he was riding a shopping cart full of bowling balls. Seriously, what kind of name is "Tejay" anyway? GAS.

Levi was riding well, I could have stayed with him but I'm just riding tempo like Rog always says. The real test is France and I'm not just going for a podium BBs, I'm going for the win: CLicK, cLiCk, BOOM! LOL. Hhahahahah, LOL! S a D!

I'll be back in Vernon in between this tour and the TDF MFs! can't wait for teh FocoFondo! 10k of climbing! Bad ass!

Yours,
Tommy D
VTC Pro Rider
S a D
TBDIGAS
VTC 2012: Get Ready
 
tommyD said:
Guys,

Can you say "whoop ass"? No, seriously, can you? Cause I cracked open a serious can of it today in Switzerland, VTC style!

Yo, check it: I dropped that fool "Tejay" like he was riding a shopping cart full of bowling balls. Seriously, what kind of name is "Tejay" anyway? GAS.

Levi was riding well, I could have stayed with him but I'm just riding tempo like Rog always says. The real test is France and I'm not just going for a podium BBs, I'm going for the win: CLicK, cLiCk, BOOM! LOL. Hhahahahah, LOL! S a D!

I'll be back in Vernon in between this tour and the TDF MFs! can't wait for teh FocoFondo! 10k of climbing! Bad ass!

Yours,
Tommy D
VTC Pro Rider
S a D
TBDIGAS
VTC 2012: Get Ready
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Nice ride today Tom...10th is an impressive finish on such a tough mountain stage, with the attacks coming fast and furiously. Bad luck dropping your chain like that. I flashed back to last years Tour, when that dirty little humonculous Contador snaked the turd-flinger Schleck on the Port de Bales.
I think you're a shoe in for the Tour if you keep riding like you are.
Keep kicking ass, and I'll see you at the Fondo!
 
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Tommy D looked good today, an attacking fool on the hills. Announcers were lapping his a**. Hopefully enough to make the tour
 
Checking IN

Hey Everybody:

I'm really upset right now. I can't believe that stupid spectator screwed up my race! A bunch of us here at Team Garmin showed up at his house last night and gave him an old fashioned VTC Blanket Party. Can you believe that I basically train my whole life for a race and on the first stage I lose over a minute from a stupid spectator? As Fred would say: "damn, son". (No he's white).

I'm gonna have to regroup and attack the crap out of those Radioshack guys in the coming weeks. S a D!

I got a text from some of my peeps on the EC that the VTC guys rode with Monte at Ringwood yesterday. Man, that's sick! I mean riding with Contador and Wiggins and Kloden is cool and all, but Mike Monta abababab#@&*^% lano? That's some serious training! Mike Monatabababababllllananao


Babbababab LANO. That's sick guys. Ringwood is one of my favorite places to ride; I especially like leaving the rides there like mid-way and popping out into a boyscout camp and then riding the road back up and over skyline drive. The Galibier has nothing on Skyline. Hahahahhaha LOL! LOL!

Anyway, I'll be updating as much as I can from Le Tour. I had a baguette today and I feel like so cultured like Rog that one time he went to Europe.

Okay, time to crush some skulls in the TTT, look for the small VTC logo on our new Tour jerseys! I managed to sneak it on there, it's right under the left armpit. Hahahahha LOL! Click, click BOOM!

Tommy D
VTC Professional Rider
TBDJEOOGR
BLIGAS
OCDN
VTC 2012: Get Ready
 
tommyD said:
Anyway, I'll be updating as much as I can from Le Tour. I had a baguette today and I feel like so cultured like Rog that one time he went to Europe.
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Tommy, It was three times TD. I know I'm not as fast as you yet, but don't disrespect the Prez. I would hate to have to sanction a premier rider, but I'll do it. On anothre note, great job helping the team in the TTT. !st tour and already a stage win! You are the man. Just wait until the race points up hill! LOL PATM!

TOMMY D IDH !!!
 
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S a D to everybody. We are taking this yellow jersey to Paris MFs. Thor's gonna carry that bitch to the foot of the Pyrynees and then BOOM! I'm gonna VTC some fools!

Tommy D
S a D
VTC 2012: You're dead.
 
You are the man, T.D. Dishing out punishment day after day on the biggest stage in the world.

Just one question...
Do you think you'll be recovered from this roadie nonsense in time to help me at the 101? Maybe consider dropping out a few days early? Just a thought.

We are all pulling for ya bro...
 
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Full update coming soon guys! S a D!

Hanging tough right now, watch me crack open some whoop ass on Super Besse! Click, Click BOOM! Hahahhahahaha! :O

LOL!


LOL!


Tommy F%$(*&#@ D IDMFH BB

VTC 2012: S a DD
 
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