Week 12 Scoreboard
The biggest surprise was The Sauce in a shootout over the Nanies, that was a nail biter. Seeing the 26 inch wheel crew double up on the spoiled guac was a shock too. That might as well have been a playoff game!
Current Standings
So it looks like my previous post was wrong, the playoff hunt is still alive for
@elzoller and
@fidodie, on the outside looking in. Next week will help make this make more sense, just too many scenarios that could shake this up. It looks like the only lock currently is Kevy and possibly
@UtahJoe, right?
Week 13 Power Rankings
1) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs 10-2 (0)
Another week, another win. Somehow with a short bench and 3 OPEN SLOTS. Proving everyone wrong that it isn’t luck, or is it? Hard to say the team that is 10-2 is the cinderella team this year, but man, everything Kevy touches turns to gold.
2) @jnos - Still Riding 26” Wheels 7-5 (+2)
This team is on fire right now, and this is the one that can truly win the whole thing. With Brown and Kamara playing lights out, I don’t see anything getting in the way.
3) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies 8-4 (-1)
Tough battle against the Sauce, tons of points scored but still falling short. Gronk was balling out with his wang out.
4) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce 6-6 (+3)
Knocking off the Nanies in a high scoring matchup. The Kelce/Fournette trade doesn’t have a clear winner, but the gas is being applied a little too late to make it into the championship playoff. Still mathematically alive, but needs some help.
5) @pearl - Guac Deez Nuts 8-4 (-2)
The WR roulette wheel keeps spinning around, with Hogan, Shepard (dropped) and JuJu all injured, Cooper goes out and gets annihilated in a heated game. It seems that
@pearl will be looking for the sanitation department for warm bodies to fill in the WR slot, since the wire is bare. On top of that, Mariotta is a piece of shit. It’s going to be a miracle for this team to actually win a playoff game.
6) @elzoller - Team El Guac-Oh! 6-6 (-1)
The steam is finally running out on this roster. How things go from one extreme to another. Crabtree is still WR #1 ROS in the WWE fantasy league though.
7) @jmanic - Pocket Dogs 5-7 (-1)
Bad time for a loss at this point in the season, and it knocks the Pocket Dogs and the rookie manager out of the playoffs. Seems like just about everyone was still under the tryptophan effect of Thanksgiving.
8) @Chris26er - Crash Bandicoots 3-9 (0)
Where was this team all year? Big points this week; Keenan Allen finally turns all those targets into points but Hunt is eating cranberry sauce out of the can. Hell, Blake Bortles has more rushing TDs than Kareem Hunt since Week 3.
9) @Carson - Team LumbarGate 5-7 (0)
A year of “What could have been” with sweet dreams of David Johnson playing all year. It took a while for the effects of losing the #1 overall pick, but they are showing now. Redemption lies in the toilet bowl for this squad.
10) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-10 (0)
While
@jShort gives nice birthday gifts, his fantasy team sucks balls.
