Official: 2017-2018 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - GUACAMOLE CUP WEEKEND!

UtahJoe said:
Attempts a fake FG via a 2 yards shovel pass that the Falcons crush in 1 second....Like not a shot into the end zone, or even a pass over the line to someone in the open...
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I think I used to use that same play on every down in the mid 90s on whatever version of Madden we played at my friends house. It never worked. After two series he was like fuck this shit, you suck, let's get the other guys and play kill the guy with the ball. See. It does have a use.
 
UtahJoe said:
I was completely astounded by that play....If you didnt watch....
Seahawks have 4th and 1 on the ~28yard line...there are SEVEN SECONDS left in the half and they have no time outs...
What does pete do? Attempts a fake FG via a 2 yards shovel pass that the Falcons crush in 1 second....Like not a shot into the end zone, or even a pass over the line to someone in the open...bc you know...7 sec left...HE MUST SCORE...that was mind boggling.
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Okay, I think it was actually 4 seconds left (it was- I just checked).

And let's note his team (excluding Wilson) rushed for a combined 50 yards.

And they lost by how much?
Say it with me folks: a field goal.

This was not a smart play.
 
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there goes my chances....


WTF happened to Ajayi!!! someone explain!!

and the idiot CRABTREE.... fucking thrown out!!


mucho sucky performance from my team....

MUST WIN NEXT TWO GAMES and hope the MATH works!!!

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elzoller said:
WTF happened to Ajayi!!! someone explain!!

and the idiot CRABTREE.... fucking thrown out!!
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Man...that was awesome!
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Goddam Peco getting in the way...I wanted to see them kill each other.

Best thing that has happened at a raiders game in 2017
 
im back you bitches

Monday Night Miracle Situations

@Carson is +28.9 against @jShort, BUT FEAR NOT. The Shorties are rolling out ALEX COLLINS and the TEXANS Defense to cover the difference, but since @jShort is starting injured players, it looks like it doesn't matter

@UtahJoe and the Nanies are -7.7 and have one more solider to deploy, the steady, but never blow you away, Lamar Miller. @fidodie is still looking to make his presence felt, and has DeAndre Hopkins left to roll out. This will be interesting to watch.

@jmanic is hoping Justin Tucker can yield 34.4 points, FART NOISE, hold that L

and last but not least, almost like a playoff game in itself, @elzoller is -65.2 against @jnos and hoping for the most epic defensive game in the history of sports with the Ravens D left to play. This @jnos team is HOT right now.
 
pearl said:
im back you bitches

Monday Night Miracle Situations

@Carson is +28.9 against @jShort, BUT FEAR NOT. The Shorties are rolling out ALEX COLLINS and the TEXANS Defense to cover the difference, but since @jShort is starting injured players, it looks like it doesn't matter

@UtahJoe and the Nanies are -7.7 and have one more solider to deploy, the steady, but never blow you away, Lamar Miller. @fidodie is still looking to make his presence felt, and has DeAndre Hopkins left to roll out. This will be interesting to watch.
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I was on the fence when I went to bed and @fidodie and I were basically tied for 2hrs...but then the steelers spit the bit....If we were tied heading into tonight I liked miller better than hopkins vs Bmore....But not -7...Oh well...thankfully @pearl and @elzoller shit the bed too.

Kevin gets a TD pass from his WR
has 2 qbs on his bench...one who is dead, the other who is Tyrod
1 WR who has Paxton lynch and Garbage can as his QB
3 empty spots
The only defense that did anything all week

this is luck that cant be matched, he's just toying with us now.
 
According to my math and other mathematical research, I THINK the playoff teams have already been decided, and the only thing effecting the next couple of weeks is seeding.
PLAYOFF BOUND TEAMS
@stb222 and the Long Duck Dongs
@jnos and the 26" Wheel Riding Fools
@UtahJoe and all the Silly Nanies
@pearl and the Nuts on the Guac

I think that @jnos team is going to be the favorite here, barring anything drastic. I see the Duck Dongs fading in the playoffs and the Kamara/Brown Train will drive off into the sunset. Still, 2 weeks left before this, so anything can happen.

TOILET BOWL BRACKET BREAKDOWN
New for 2017-2018, 6 teams into two weeks.

The breakdown for the Golden Turd Toilet Bowl Championship is the exact opposite as the standard playoffs. Win and you are out, or safe, from being crowned the shittiest team in the league.
The bottom 6 teams will be seeded as so:

Week 15:
#5 vs #10
#6 vs #9
#7 vs #8

The 3 remaining losing teams will square off a a triple threat, loser takes all, toilet bowl brawl. Winner takes home @carsons gifts from Greece, right @Carson?

TOILET BOWL "WINNER" FAVORITES
Still unsure who is playing who, but with the way that @jshorts season is going and his attention to detail, it's clear that he is the favorite to totally screw up the last remaining weeks of the season.
 
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i got @jnos right where i want him. Assuming @pearl can hold it together.....
we both finish with 8 wins, and i break the tie with more PF!!! and don't make me hack @jShort's account.

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I loved this....These goddam projections...for the steelers D

Green Bay wasn't such a fun matchup when Aaron Rodgers was the guy taking snaps, but Brett Hundley has been a relative disaster in his place over the past month. The Steelers have allowed only 11.8 QB fantasy points per game this season, the third-stingiest unit in the NFL. It's hard to imagine Hundley being the one to finally break through.

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