Official: 2017-2018 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - GUACAMOLE CUP WEEKEND!
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Pearl
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Wrong...
All his guys catching were busy fluffing gay porn stars
Me... Love my Wentz wagon!
That said fuck the eagles with a 6ft Philly cheese steak... Can't wait to watch new Orleans dismantle them
rick81721
Lothar
Haha the Aints who were lucky to sneak by the skins yesterday? Let's see if they even manage to get to philly in january
Monday Night Miracle Situations
Mr. @pearl is busy doing family crap today....probably still nursing a cake hangover from Jackson's 1st birthday rager yesterday. So in his absence I agreed to fill in with your Monday night miracle situations
@pearl and Deeznuts +10 over @Carson and his floundering Lumbergate squad.....JP has Coleman vs Matt Ryan for Carson...I like this matchup. Probably lean towards JP since he has the 10 point lead, but Seahawks has lost their two best defensive players in a matter of 4 days and I could see Ryan having a huge game....Of course I could also see Atlanta throwing up all over the field as they typically do in big spots. @pearl better hope whoever Seattle throws out there in place of Sherman can handle Julio.
@elzoller and the Guac currently -15 againt @stb222 and the Dongs....
As the great Al Neri once said about knocking off Hymen Roth....."Difficult....not impossible"
Kev will be sitting on the sidelines with his 121 points sweating this one out in the hopes the guac's Jimmy Graham doesnt go off....Prediction: Please...you try and predict Seattles offense..Seattle has 3 parking bollards for an O-line and Atlanta seems to now have a good pass rush after sacking prescott 136 times last week.....If things are working, Jimmy can throw up 15 against Atlanta...No problem. This is more about @stb222 ....Picking the broncos Emanuel sanders (WHO IS BEING THROWN TO BY A GARBAGE CAN) vs Sanu tonight against a beat up Seattle D....Not sure what Kev was thinking on that one.
@jmanic and the dogs are up +27.1 with no one left to play vs @fidodie and the sauce who have Wilson, Baldwin, and Julio....This is about the shakiest 27pt lead I have ever seen...Prediction: @jmanic should spend the evening watching Seinfeld reruns and preying for one of these:
Mr. @pearl is busy doing family crap today....probably still nursing a cake hangover from Jackson's 1st birthday rager yesterday. So in his absence I agreed to fill in with your Monday night miracle situations
@pearl and Deeznuts +10 over @Carson and his floundering Lumbergate squad.....JP has Coleman vs Matt Ryan for Carson...I like this matchup. Probably lean towards JP since he has the 10 point lead, but Seahawks has lost their two best defensive players in a matter of 4 days and I could see Ryan having a huge game....Of course I could also see Atlanta throwing up all over the field as they typically do in big spots. @pearl better hope whoever Seattle throws out there in place of Sherman can handle Julio.
@elzoller and the Guac currently -15 againt @stb222 and the Dongs....
As the great Al Neri once said about knocking off Hymen Roth....."Difficult....not impossible"
Kev will be sitting on the sidelines with his 121 points sweating this one out in the hopes the guac's Jimmy Graham doesnt go off....Prediction: Please...you try and predict Seattles offense..Seattle has 3 parking bollards for an O-line and Atlanta seems to now have a good pass rush after sacking prescott 136 times last week.....If things are working, Jimmy can throw up 15 against Atlanta...No problem. This is more about @stb222 ....Picking the broncos Emanuel sanders (WHO IS BEING THROWN TO BY A GARBAGE CAN) vs Sanu tonight against a beat up Seattle D....Not sure what Kev was thinking on that one.
@jmanic and the dogs are up +27.1 with no one left to play vs @fidodie and the sauce who have Wilson, Baldwin, and Julio....This is about the shakiest 27pt lead I have ever seen...Prediction: @jmanic should spend the evening watching Seinfeld reruns and preying for one of these:
I was impressed with that win by them yesterday....skins are a decent team...down 15 with ~4min to go and figuring out how to pull that one out...that was solid. Eagles look awesome, but they have been vomiting on the field in every big spot since 1960...so I need to see them win a big game for once. At least we can all enjoy the fact that the cowboys are a dead carcass without Zeke.
rick81721
Lothar
I know all too well the choking history of the eagles - been suffering since 1981!
Speaking of choking, I choked yesterday trying to hotdog an exit from a flanders strip mall onto 206 north - stalled!
elzoller
El Guac-Oh
The projections are good enough on average....I mean sometimes I look at them and shake my head bc they go by averages and they dont pay attention to the matchup....Like the Jags playing the browns...You just dont play any browns player against that defense....Jags are not a good enough team to play "garbage time"...they will never let up. But then I get myself in trouble seeing the Pats/Raiders matchup....knowing both defenses are meh...Should be a lot of scoring....Forgetting the fact that the Raiders this year are on the same level of garbage that the giants are....They dont ever show up vs the pats...EVER! The dont bother to show up for the game yesterday...Pats beat the snot out of them and with two passes to Cooks, brady puts the game away in about 12 seconds....they sleep though the rest of the half and just hand the ball off a few times killing Gronks numbers... Thankfully @jShort s luck was slightly worse than mine.