my keys

what should i do?

  • cry

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • see if someone up there found them and get em sent to me.

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • go back to alaska to get them, and maybe just stay...

    Votes: 12 57.1%
  • sell my pos truck without a key and just live carfree for a while.

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Total voters
    21
I say go. You and Fred will always have the memories.:drooling::sleep::wedgie::argue::puke:
 
ooo! look at the option "cry" coming up quickly from out of nowhere! this could get interesting....



el rey, i didn't lose my keys, i lost my keyhole. ;) regarding fred going off the market, that is.
 
Sell the truck, go back to Ak for an extended vacation, cry when you have to return to nj, then come back carfree and happy
 
I only said cry because kick the crap out of some random inanimate object was not an option. " I'm gonna drink an entire fifth of scotch in 20 min, and hit the town..... maybe punch out some street lights with a baseball bat."
 
MOVE!!! I would do it in a heartbeat.

I don't know you, but if you're not married I suggest bringing a female....there aren't too many up there.....
 
made a list at work today of all the stuff i'm gonna sell/give away to facilitate it...

does this female have to be willing?
 
if i could ride my bike whenever i want and would not have to worry about honey do lists I may go too :)
 
i wouldn't give you any honey do lists, unlike that stinky girl. you could be a park ranger up there. way more awesome than being a cop.
 
[does this female have to be willing?[/QUOTE]

abduction is probably legal up there, they seem to have their own set of laws
 
I think once you get her there, it would be difficult for her to leave :p. Or rent Into the Wild and show her what she's missing!
 
i'm thinking 'the edge' would be pretty convincing. what woman wouldn't want to crash a plane, freeze, and get stalked/eaten by a bear in the wilderness?
 
Sean, if she gets eaten by the bear, you will be alone anyway! :p
 
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Yeah no kidding. Why not just take a side of beef and spare the poor girl.
 
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