Intro to Sourlands Group Ride 8/11 @ 9am

[Mtbdog]

@rick81721 I have no stamina and a bunch of other excuses for being such shit[/QUOTE]
What makes this any different than any other ride? I'm tentatively in. Gotta clean "The Nemesis".

 

[rick81721]

@rick81721 are you going? my wife said I'm a no go but if your going and @TimBay is going I'll go against her recommendation fair warning the I'll still be on antibiotics and I have no stamina and a bunch of other excuses for being such shit

Haven't heard back from Mr McMahon yet

 

[A Potted Plant]

Haven't heard back from Mr McMahon yet

I'm going to end up showing up and you and @TimBay wont be there and I'm going to ace everything @JimN doesn't

spoiler alert he'll ace everything

 

[TimBay]

I'm going to end up showing up and you and @TimBay wont be there and I'm going to ace everything @JimN doesn't

spoiler alert he'll ace everything

I'm gonna be there no matter what. I got records to sell.

 

[rick81721]

I'm going to end up showing up and you and @TimBay wont be there and I'm going to ace everything @JimN doesn't

spoiler alert he'll ace everything

If I do show up this is how I will greet you in the parking lot

 

[JimN]

I'm going to ace everything @JimN doesn't

spoiler alert he'll ace everything

I did a lot of walking the one previous time I was at Sourlands, so I'm sure I'll leave plenty on the table for you.

 

[michael.su]

If you already need surgery on the wrist, what's the worst that could happen?

Lol. You do have a valid point!
Unfortunately, I still gots to be able to at least fake working. 😉

 

[Bizarro]

hmmmmmm... might break out fattie and slow tech it with my bizarro brother Mr. Nagy instead of trail bike. fun.

 

[JimN]

Take note of rule #7 but also #8 from the county parks website. "The man" has spoken.
7. Liquor or Drugs: No person shall drink, take, use or have in their possession any intoxicating liquors within a Park. No Person shall take, use or have in their possession any opiates or narcotics with a Park. No person intoxicated by alcohol, drugs or narcotics shall be allowed to enter or remain in a Park.

8. Nudity: No person shall appear in public in a Park in a state of nudity.

You're also not allowed to change clothes in the parking lot or pee in the woods:

b.Changing/Disrobing: Changing/disrobing is permitted only in areas provided for such activity, which areas shall be designated by signage, or in tents utilized for camping by persons possessing a Permit.

c.Urinating or Defecating: Urinating or defecating are permitted only in restroom facilities provided in the Park, which shall be designated by signage, which facilities shall include portable johns provided by the Commission, a Commission Agent or a Person doing so in connection with a Permit.

 

[jklett]

You're also not allowed to change clothes in the parking lot or pee in the woods:

b.Changing/Disrobing: Changing/disrobing is permitted only in areas provided for such activity, which areas shall be designated by signage, or in tents utilized for camping by persons possessing a Permit.

c.Urinating or Defecating: Urinating or defecating are permitted only in restroom facilities provided in the Park, which shall be designated by signage, which facilities shall include portable johns provided by the Commission, a Commission Agent or a Person doing so in connection with a Permit.

So wait, does that mean you can get a permit to shit in the woods?

 

[JimN]

So wait, does that mean you can get a permit to shit in the woods?

Please call the park and ask them how much it costs to get a permit to urinate and defecate in the woods. Make sure to record it, thanks!

 

[jklett]

Please call the park and ask them how much it costs to get a permit to urinate and defecate in the woods. Make sure to record it, thanks!

Think it'll go over better if I do it in a Yogi Bear voice?

 

[Kangdoy]

Got my Death Card ready. I'm in.

 

[Patrick]

hmmmmmm... might break out fattie and slow tech it with my bizarro brother Mr. Nagy instead of trail bike. fun.

I'm rolling fat.
The chicks dig fat bikes. 😀

 

[jklett]

I'm rolling fat.
The chicks dig fat bikes. 😀

I has no fat bike.

 

[Mtbdog]

I has no fat bike.View attachment 102117

@jklett do you want me to bring the Salsa Mukluk for you to ride. No prob. It used to be @Patrick 's so it should be good to go.

 

[Patrick]

@jklett do you want me to bring the Salsa Mukluk for you to ride. No prob. It used to be @Patrick 's so it should be good to go.

i hope i remember to give you the chain and quick links this time.......

 

[TimBay]

Big OOS presence on this ride. Should be super duper. I'm gonna listen to "Die, Die my Darling" the whole way there.

 

[A Potted Plant]

So no liquor, just beer. And Max has to keep his pants on. Roger.

@Paul H did wild cat have this rule?

 

[A Potted Plant]

Big OOS presence on this ride. Should be super duper. I'm gonna listen to "Die, Die my Darling" the whole way there.

fake news you're backing out