So....I was out riding in Allaire...very dry but still great. Ran the River Trail for the first time, that trail is great except for that climb!
Decided to ride all the way out to the "Swanky Mistress" trail, out by the power lines. As I'm making my way uphill, I spot an older man walking towards me about 200' away....with no shirt....and no pants. Awesome. He's carrying shorts and a t-shirt in his hand.
I stop.
He stops.
We make eye contact....I swear, just eye contact, which, in and of itself was awkward...for me.
He takes his shorts and places them in front of his junk. I look down to give him a second thinking that he is going to put the shorts on and we would pass by each other exchanging a chuckle. When I look up, he's gone.
I pedal forward...and up. I approach a hard left turn in the trail and spot my fellow adventurer laying down, right next to the trail, with his hands behind his head and his legs bent at the knee.......COMPLETELY F'ING NAKED.
I don't look or say anything, but pedal as quick as I can up the loose sand!
How weird is this?
I have no problem if you want to be naked, in the woods, by yourself, but there's plenty of kids and families and women that ride bikes and horses or hike or jog out there... Maybe find a better spot!!!