PSA: Don't Inject Semen

[Carson]

With snow, ice, and single-digit temperatures incoming, please don't get this bored.

https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-doses-of-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pai-1831817131/amp

 

[pibbles]

With snow, ice, and single-digit temperatures incoming, please don't get this bored.

https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-doses-of-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pai-1831817131/amp

Everyone knows you don't use your own semen...geesh!

 

[pooriggy]

It’s dangerous for the untrained to perform intravenous injections on themselves, especially when they’re injecting things that aren’t supposed to be injected into veins, like semen.

Well, the take home message here is that if you are going take semen for back pain, it has to be administered orally. If anyone is interested in such treatments I can help them out.

 

[MissJR]

This didn't happen in Florida?!

 

[wonderturtle]

"swollen region grew and hardened around the area on his arm where he’d injected his semen"

does that count as "irony"? Any English teachers here?

 

[A Potted Plant]

This didn't happen in Florida?!

Florida man visiting family in Ireland and...


that was conveniently left out

 

[MissJR]

"After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself."

?

 

[MMuller]

Hmm, maybe something to try.

 

[Dajerseyrat]

Society is doomed..

 

[stb222]

 

[mattybfat]

What I dont understand is why inject in the arm for back pain, wouldn't make sense to inject in the problem area. Oh wait, thats a dumb question.

 

[Pearl]

@Carson is the hero we need but don't deserve

 

[Dajerseyrat]

Just the fact that we need people to tell people NOT to inject semen into their veins, concerns me greatly for our future as a species...

 

[Patrick]

It’s dangerous for the untrained to perform intravenous injections on themselves, especially when they’re injecting things that aren’t supposed to be injected into veins, like semen.

Well, the take home message here is that if you are going take semen for back pain, it has to be administered orally. If anyone is interested in such treatments I can help them out.

It's lower back pain...

 

[Juggernaut]

Just the fact that we need people to tell people NOT to inject semen into their veins, concerns me greatly for our future as a species...

This is what happens when IQ<80 people see local news “science” coverage of involving “spermatogonial stem cells (SSCs)”.

 

[Monkey Soup]

Semen should only be injected into 2 places. Ok, 3 places for all the Greeks here (and one of those places isn't sheep).

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[roc]

It’s dangerous for the untrained to perform intravenous injections on themselves, especially when they’re injecting things that aren’t supposed to be injected into veins, like semen.

Well, the take home message here is that if you are going take semen for back pain, it has to be administered orally. If anyone is interested in such treatments I can help them out.

Disgusting and hilarious, nice job

 

[Patrick]

got a solid screen image now can delete. Looks like my next bike will be much less expensive than i thought.

 

[walter]

Lol, im running out of bikes to sell. My years of corporate sensitivity training sometimes get the best of me. Thanks.