What can I say about this ride except "dang". Your boy was humbled, but I did it. I think the devil himself made the sign for that last shortcut, but I didn't take it. I couldn't let myself.
Also, I'm going to bulldoze Hopewell-Amwell Road flat. F**K that noise.
Flagged down
@Santapez in the parking lot and we rolled over to reg together. We had discussed this in the days leading up, but we wanted to get into an earlier wave since he had a wedding to go to and I...well...I'm just slow and knew it was going to take me a long time. Met
@1sh0t1b33r,
@seanrunnette, and
@fidodie while we drank coffee and I stuffed my pockets with stroopwafel. Made it into the 3rd wave and felt pretty okay for the first 20 miles, getting caught by some MTBNJ'ers just before the first rest stop. Got an amazing piece of pocket sushi from Sean (new favorite bike food, I've been craving sushi all weekend - was that homemade?!) and slammed down another two stroopwafel while we all shed layers.
Mile 39, rest stop #2, is where my ride should have ended. We reconvened with Pat and Magic, and met
@rick81721. I was like, hmmmm, Rick, why does this name sound familiar? Somewhere in the last 10 miles, I realized that Rick was Rick-many-numbers-after-name. Whoops. Crushed some potatoes, took PB&fluff for the road, and some banana gels. Also took a windmill cookie, some chocolate chip cookies, and a few Newtons. Commence dying.
Steve and Magic stuck with me through Stop #3 (more banana gu and some pretzels for the road). More suffering on my part, after which I told them to go on without me, since people have schedules. Don't ever pencil in "spend 6 hours watching sad Tim ride a bicycle" on your calendar. Made it back, pounded a beer, grabbed my swag, and rolled out. It's 9pm on Sunday and I still have mileage hangover. I need an epsom salt bath or something.
Speaking of rest stops I was reading how little some of you guys ate at the stops - I was pigging out.
Ask
@1sh0t1b33r and
@Santapez about my on-bike eating habits. I didn't eat so much AT the stop. Eating on the road was a different story. More than once did they wait for me after a huge hill only to see me come over the top with half a gu packet hanging out of my mouth.
I learned that I really like unpaved roads. I think I like going downhill on unpaved roads more than paved roads. I also learned that I like climbing in principle. What I don't like is not having enough power to keep moving on the really steep stuff. I really want to work on my climbing, and plan on acquainting myself with Schoolhouse Lane this year.
I made it out on the other side of this by the skin of my teeth. Those of you who know me IRL and have seen me ride a bicycle prior to this event know that that statement is not an exaggeration. I am a better cyclist and person for having done this.
It was a load of fun to meet and ride with everyone! Thanks to everyone who tolerated me (some for much more prolonged periods than others)!