Wow, over a month and no updates. Unfortunately there's not much so a very quick and painfully boring update to bring us up to speed.
Racing: Nov 5th: I raced bubbleCX. I felt like poo and the race went poorly--no power and couldn't recover. By the next morning I had had a full blown sickness and....
Travel: The day after Bubble I flew to California for a week. Despite feeling like complete poo, I went for a most excellent ride in SF and Marin with an old friend, then came home and had the worst sinus infection I've ever had.
Not-racing: Sick for Northampton and still sick for Supercross. Felt ok on Thanksgiving but then got the flu right afterwards. Sick for Westwood. Still sick for Limestone but i decided to race anyway. Didn't actually race (see "
freakin report")
Bikes: I sold a really pretty blue steel road bike made by somebody in MA and acquired a really ugly but wonderful riding carbon bike made by somebody in France.
Instead of bringing you tales of riding bikes, some non-fiction from the annals of puppy ownership.
This fall we adopted a dog. According to Wisdompanel DNA testing service she is 50% Weimariner, 25% Walker Treeing Coonhound and 25% WTF? According to my own research she is 1000% nuts. When she finally mellows out she will be a great dog but right now she’s still very much a puppy.
On Saturday I let the dog play by herself in our back yard for a while #becausenuts. About an hour later
@Dominos yells at me in that special tone of voice reserved for those times I have completely fucked something up. I race into the kitchen to see what’s up, pretending to appear casual. There is a heaping pile of brown stuff oozing onto the floor. She points to it, says she is going to barf then tries to run outside. She is not generally squeamish and I try to explain to her that she is being melodramatic and that no barf is necessary.
Then the smell hits me. The kitchen smells as if a dog has eaten a big steaming pile of shit then barfed it up on the floor. This is because the dog HAS IN FACT eaten a big steaming pile of shit--presumably her own--and then barfed it up on the floor. It is the worst thing I have ever smelled.
@Dominos is frantically pawing at the sliding glass door trying to make it outside before she barfs as I continue to insist that she is actually NOT going to barf. For reasons not entire clear to me we begin hysterically laughing at the absurdity of the situation. The laughter makes her need to barf even more but even less capable of opening the sliding door so instead she barfs into a nearby pint glass. This causes us to laugh even harder. At this point I am laughing trying to clean up the poo-barf that I begin to feel as though I might barf too. Somehow I don’t. I let
@Dominos clean up her own barf-barf (mostly rainbow sprinkled holiday cookies--a literal technicolor yawn of tossed cookies). Meanwhile, a 3 y/o and 5 y/o are standing watching this entire situation...probably scarred for life.
This is a pretty good metaphor for life the past couple months. Life gives you poo-barf and you can either laugh about it or get angry. Sometimes being able to laugh about life's ups and downs is the only thing that keeps you sane. It's much easier said than done.