You Spill Spoons Poll

[clarkenstein]

so you're new at your job. been there for let's say 1 month and 6 days. you want to eat some applesauce. so you casually walk into the kitchen, and go to take a plastic spoon out of the box of plastic spoons. you get distracted, and spill the entire box of spoons (500 count, just opened) all over the floor. what do you do?

 

[Norm]

Holy shit, you broke the Internet. All 4 of those answers are viable.

 

[Pearl]

let me guess, this guy has snow tires on his car, right?

 

[stb222]

put them in the dish washer, turn on hot.

 

[Patrick]

"Its ok, I'm a stuntman".........

 

[Wobbegong]

let me guess, this guy has snow tires on his car, right?

Only if he loves his family....

 

[walter]

"Spoons? What spoons?"

 

[soulchild]

let me guess, this guy has snow tires on his car, right?

"Spoons? What spoons?"

 

[pooriggy]

if no one sees you do it, put them back in box.
if someone sees you do it yell 5 second rule and put them back in the box.

 

[SpartaBard]

Did anyone see you? Uh, as Iggy said.

 

[clarkenstein]

No one saw but they heard. Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

[THATmanMANNY]

applesauce???!

 

[michael.su]

Ahahahaha! Only you Clark!

 

[clarkenstein]

applesauce???!

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Hells yeah. Straight up appley goodness makes for a tasty snack after I've eaten my lunch too early, hypothetically.

 

[greeek32]

Throw them all in the trash, making as much noise as possible. Then yell out "There's no fucking knives!!!"

 

[mattybfat]

Bacon of course though I would have voted for Pork Chop if available...

 

[PatrickBrown]

the company I work for wouldn't buy spoons for us, unless its left over from when corporate has a lunch here

 

[rlb]

Scream "FORK IT" at the top of your lungs and run out of the kitchen

 

[rick81721]

Dave I had no idea what the topic of this was from the title...a new band maybe? Literal translation was the last thing I thought of

 

[Brockwan]

Lick each spoon clean and put back in the box.


Yep