Would you eat a person?

[Bike N Gear]

I burned myself bad enough onetime to smell burning human flesh. It was not a pleasant smell.

Gotta go with human sushi if it's fresh.

 

[capedoc]

Sounds fucked up but when I’m in public places with lots of people, I often look around and try to judge who the first ones to be eaten might be if the SHTF.

 

[jmanic]

OP: before I poll, who is doing the cooking?

 

[Mahnken]

I burned myself bad enough onetime to smell burning human flesh. It was not a pleasant smell.

When gift of life comes into the operating room for organ harvesting they basically burn their way to the organs. Fastest way there I suppose. The entire room fills up with burnt flesh smoke.

 

[JimN]

I burned myself bad enough onetime to smell burning human flesh. It was not a pleasant smell.

Burnt toast doesn't really smell great either.

 

[Carson]

Sounds fucked up but when I’m in public places with lots of people, I often look around and try to judge who the first ones to be eaten might be if the SHTF.

The hippies.

 

[Norm]

The hippies.

I’m thinking they would taste like rope.

 

[Cafe Dave]

Sounds fucked up but when I’m in public places with lots of people, I often look around and try to judge who the first ones to be eaten might be if the SHTF.

Have you looked at the Excel matrix on the July 31/31 Classic p/b Halter's, JORBA, & MTBNJ thread? Think of it as a menu. Green = tough and tasty meat 🤣

 

[Carson]

I’m thinking they would taste like rope.

Gotta marinate longer.

 

[jmanic]

When gift of life comes into the operating room for organ harvesting they basically burn their way to the organs. Fastest way there I suppose. The entire room fills up with burnt flesh smoke.

So when I cash it in, I’m still gonna host one last BBQ?

 

[a.s.]

I’m thinking they would taste like hemp.

FTFY

 

[a.s.]

Is it the whole, “Let me cook this person quickly before the police catch me.” the reason you guys are burning your meat? Everybody knows you gotta slow roast. Keeps the moisture in and the skin just a wee bit crispy.

I seen it on Dexter. 😛