The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)
- Thread starter Norm
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SpartaBard
Well-Known Member
Yeah I may have to add that to Facebook
Magic
Formerly 1sh0t1b33r
You're not riding a full rigid.
walter
Fourth Party
Cool, Ellen and Art were there.....
woody
Well-Known Member
Got out of the shower, dried off, headed to bed.
Realized I still had to let the dog out to pee.
Made my towel into a skirt, leashed up the dog, walked into the back yard in the dark.
Dog peed, I turned around to head back to the house.
Suddenly saw someone about 10 feet away from me, barely visible in the darkness, crouched down low, moving real slowly, carrying a shiny metal weapon.
Totally silent, even when I asked "who the fuck are you?"
Hauled ass back to the house and turned on the patio light...
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Realized I still had to let the dog out to pee.
Made my towel into a skirt, leashed up the dog, walked into the back yard in the dark.
Dog peed, I turned around to head back to the house.
Suddenly saw someone about 10 feet away from me, barely visible in the darkness, crouched down low, moving real slowly, carrying a shiny metal weapon.
Totally silent, even when I asked "who the fuck are you?"
Hauled ass back to the house and turned on the patio light...
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Wobbegong
Well-Known Member
This is great. Funny story.
The Kalmyk
Well-Known Member
Woody, the mental imagery you created in my head was fantastic... That's some funny chit😀
woody
Well-Known Member
Especially the imagery of me dashing across my back yard in nothing but a bath towel, right?
😛
