Raritan 911: Robocop

[Patrick]

I was working but it wasn't me. You'll absolutely 100% know if it is me.

Insabela snuck up on me and juiced the siren. Almost sh*t myself.

 

[Carson]

Ha I was in wifey's car - 2019 blue subaru forester with nj plates

I tend to not take notice of men driving Foresters so no clue.

 

[Carson]

Insabela snuck up on me and juiced the siren. Almost sh*t myself.

The cigarette smoke out the window should have been a big clue.

 

[stilluf]

Well, the law states that you need to either destroy or turn in your old 15rd magazines. Since exactly zero have been turned in to date, we now have millions of new criminals in NJ. If all were arrested at once, it should clog up our court system for years. I just find this all ironic because the mantra of all the gun control advocates is "but we're not trying to take your guns", but this law kind of shows otherwise. Yes, they are trying to take legally purchased guns back, one little piece at a time.

One of the few good things about the pandemic is that my children don't have to do active shooter drills anymore at school. But yeah cry about your 15 round magazines.

 

[mtn]

@Carson because nobody ever told me otherwise, who SHOULD we contact? Officer blocking the road (I had to work my way 5 miles around to get home) looked at me like I had two heads when I said "just so you know, there's a tree down on the power line on [road that was .5 miles away].

or non-emergency dispatch.

 

[slingblade_uhhuh]

or non-emergency dispatch.

Call Verizon if its the low line. Call the electric company if its the high line.
You'll never see PO in a bucket truck.

 

[Carson]

The Millennials love my notes on rejected reports. I think they count the days I have left more often then me.



Just another day in Hunterdon County.

 

[stb222]

cops made a funny

 

[ekuhn]

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cops made a funny

Down the street from my high school they used to put the mannequin in the car and leave the radar on, just like the photo. First day everyone saw it was fake and kept blowing by it at excessive speed, just to scare the crap outta whoever was in the car with them

 

[Dingo]

The Millennials love my notes on rejected reports. I think they count the days I have left more often then me.

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Just another day in Hunterdon County.

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Is there a law against this? Asking for a friend.

 

[Cassinonorth]

Is there a law against this? Asking for a friend.

Protected by the First Amendment.

 

[Fire Lord Jim]

East Amwell, not Raritan Twp, but just had a state trooper come up the driveway looking for a called in lost cow.

 

[Patrick]

East Amwell, not Raritan Twp, but just had a state trooper come up the driveway looking for a called in lost cow.

the cow is not lost - it is missing.

Missing Bovine Alert - MBA
Heifer at large - HAL
Cow on lam - COLa

 

[slingblade_uhhuh]

East Amwell, not Raritan Twp, but just had a state trooper come up the driveway looking for a called in lost cow.

Walking with my dogs in our rural neighborhood, we regularly have escaped animals joining us on our walks; dogs, goats, horses, hens, alpaca, and emu. The emu was the only one that freaked me out.

 

[Carson]

Is there a law against this? Asking for a friend.

Absolutely not, but our phones will ring.

 

[stb222]

Down the street from my high school they used to put the mannequin in the car and leave the radar on, just like the photo. First day everyone saw it was fake and kept blowing by it at excessive speed, just to scare the crap outta whoever was in the car with them

I’ve seen the mannequin at places before, just not with a wig, coffee and donut prop

 

[Carson]

I’ve seen the mannequin at places before, just not with a wig, coffee and donut prop

Should have a mustache and a Marlboro hanging out of his mouth.

 

[w_b]

With all the effort that went into that sham, some concealer to take the shine off her cheeks seems prudent.

 

[rick81721]

Absolutely not, but our phones will ring.

hey Dave, what happened to the gold GT-R guy? Used to see him all the time, haven't now in over a month? Did he get tossed into the hoosegow? New ride??

 

[Carson]

hey Dave, what happened to the gold GT-R guy? Used to see him all the time, haven't now in over a month? Did he get tossed into the hoosegow? New ride??

Dunno. I haven't seen him either. Or Dad's McLaren. I'll cruise past the house next week when I'm back at work.