Detained/cuffed & stuffed? Or actually booked and charged with a crime?
In ~98 I think, i was leaving the ringside pub in caldwell with one of my buddies...its was dec 23rd I think and snowing pretty hard. Like 3am. We were walking down the street back to our car. These two guys were behind us and pushing each other screwing around...one pushed the other into my friend, he then falls to the sidewalk and smacks his head. Gets up pissed off and has words for these two guys. I grabbed my buddy and tried to get us out of there....I start walking, two seconds later I look back and the guys have tackled my friend. I run back toss both of them off my friend, one I literally threw. Grabbed my friend and again tried to get out of there. Too late.
Car pulls up and its three more of this two idiots friends. One who was like 6'3, all of them are WASTED drunk. Big dude swing like 3' over my head, then we hit the pavement wrestling. He ripped this new hoodie I was wearing and I remember getting so fucking mad I was able to get over on him and get a few shots to his face. I look up and see that two guys were on my friend, so i jumped and charged full speed at one close lining him. One of our female friends came running over and the one drunk dude knocked her down, which then led to other people watching jumping on him...it was a complete riot in the middle of the street.
I knew the cops would be coming, I was just hoping before I got shot or stabbed. They literally came in cars from every direction, like an army of them. This was when things too a huge turn in our favor. The drunken idiots were mouthing off to the cops as soon as they got there. They cuffed all of us, and I said to my friend: "just keep your mouth shut and DONT give them a hard time" We did this. They refused. Female cop starts emptying the pockets of the first kid and he says "sweetie, what you think I have a gun" BAM, he gets slammed right to the pavement, face first, really hard, then cuffed. She jumps up and says "anyone else going to give me a problem??" I did my best not to crack a smile.
Meantime, the big idiot sees this and starts yelling that his dad is a prosecutor and that they area all getting written up, etc...holy shit it was funny. He got himself slammed into the hood of a car after throwing one of the cops off of him while they were trying to cuff him. It was perfect, these douchebags basically got my friend and I totally off the hook. But we were all cuffed and stuffed, taken to the station. We sat there quiet...while in the next room two of these guys were screaming bloody murder cursing out these cops for arresting them. The female cop eventually came in and said to my friend and I: "so as we understand it, you two were walking down the street and these drunks jumped you and you were just defending yourselves" us: yes mam, thats what happened..."ok you are free to go." I know one of them was charged with assaulting a police officer, and a bunch of other things, but we got in no trouble in the end. So lesson learned, in that situation, keep your mouth shut and do not give the cops any bullshit.