OFFICIAL: 2020 Fantasy Football Thread - MY BAD I DIDNT UPDATE THIS TITLE OFTEN ENOUGH

UtahJoe

Team Workhorse
Team MTBNJ Halter's
Oh ya! My man...Chubby....dragging me out of the gutter

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Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Week 15 brings @Magic and @oobaa47 of their bye weeks, it looks like both came out refreshed and ready to rock.

@UtahJoe vs @oobaa47 should be a Guac Cup match, but they meet in the semi-finals, which is just the ultimate matchup this week. Right now we have @UtahJoe as a +4.4 favorite. The Nanies got his RB gang back together just in time, while the Dead Sailors have had solid showings all season from the squad.

@Patrick vs @Magic seems like a mismatch on paper, with The Sizzling Sauce a +12.6 point favorite at the moment. The Rodgers/Adams stack was deadly last week for the sauce, Does Kelce carry Magic into the finals?

NOW FOR THE LOSERS

The winners of the losers bracket will battle it out for the next two weeks. REMEMBER, THE MATCHUP ON ESPN.COM IS NOT YOUR MATCHUP, IT'S ALL HERE NOW BABY.
The projections are below:

@elzoller: 113.5
@Carson 110.1
@jShort 105.9

and the losers of the losers facing the ultimate show down, the disrespect of being the winner of the golden turd.
@Pearl 103.6
@Chris26er 91.6
@jmanic 114.5

Me petrified of being the biggest loser
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Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
GUAC CUP PLAYOFF BRACKET

In dramatic fashion, silent @oobaa47 and the Dead Sailors knock out @UtahJoe and the Silly Nanies! Let down by the Wilson/Metcalf stack, and rough performances all around, it wasn't enough to overcome Kyler Murray's big game, as well as the genius Pollard pickup boy @oobaa47. @oobaa47 could not be reached for a comment post game.Screen Shot 2020-12-21 at 8.25.51 AM.png



The Monday Night Miracle Situation for the other side of the bracket looks like thisScreen Shot 2020-12-21 at 8.26.33 AM.png
Mariani just needs one score from one of his Steelers, while Magic would need another breakout game to cover the 4.46 point gap. Both of these players have risen from the ashes to become powerhouses this year, so either one will be a cinderella story.
 

Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
GUAC CUP IS SET!
@oobaa47 vs @Magic, a tale of a juggernaut and the little engine that could. One seasoned vet, one guy who drafted Wayne Gallman in 2017. The betting line is currently at @oobaa47's Dead Sailors at +7.
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@Magic can't be happy with how Zeke has been the past couple of weeks, and seeing the Sailors deploying Tony Pollard on the other side of the field has to sting a little bit. Rolling KHunt and Gus the Bus at RB does have me nervous for the Gathering's chances.


NOW FOR THE LOSERS
Fighting for draft pick spots, Week 15 was kind the Shorties, who have a head start on the rest of the field:

@jShort 120.48
@elzoller: 106.92
@Carson 103.42

AND THE REAL LOSERS....
ya boy puts up 140 points when it doesn't even matter. Week 15 was kind to me, but a bad Week 16 could have me the golden turd rep. Currently The 'coots are likely to be the bottom feeder, but anything is possible.

@Pearl 140.26
@jmanic 99.76
@Chris26er 81.64
 

stb222

Love Drunk
Jerk Squad
GUAC CUP IS SET!
@oobaa47 vs @Magic, a tale of a juggernaut and the little engine that could. One seasoned vet, one guy who drafted Wayne Gallman in 2017. The betting line is currently at @oobaa47's Dead Sailors at +7.
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@Magic can't be happy with how Zeke has been the past couple of weeks, and seeing the Sailors deploying Tony Pollard on the other side of the field has to sting a little bit. Rolling KHunt and Gus the Bus at RB does have me nervous for the Gathering's chances.


NOW FOR THE LOSERS
Fighting for draft pick spots, Week 15 was kind the Shorties, who have a head start on the rest of the field:

@jShort 120.48
@elzoller: 106.92
@Carson 103.42

AND THE REAL LOSERS.... ya boy puts up 140 points when it doesn't even matter. Week 15 was kind to me, but a bad Week 16 could have me the golden turd rep. Currently The 'coots are likely to be the bottom feeder, but anything is possible.

@Pearl 140.26
@jmanic 99.76
@Chris26er 81.64
Got me like:

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Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
@Magic is your 2020 COVID19 FANTASY FOOTBALL GUACMOLE CUP CHAMPION
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While the rest of the league is still fighting for spots, @Magic has been partying since late last night. When asked for comment, but @Magic and @oobaa47 have not replied.


NOW FOR THE LOSERS
While it isn't over for @jShort, @elzoller has essentially locked up the top spot here, while @jShort loses his 20 point lead in the blink of an eye

Week 15 and 16:
@elzoller: 106.92 + 150.52 = 257.44
@Carson 103.42 + 136.36 = 239.78

@jShort 120.48 + 98 = 219.28(with Stefon Diggs left to play)


AND THE REAL LOSERS....
ya boy was able to keep his lead and looks to finish off the group of 3 with a win, while @Chris26er has firmly cemented his place in Biggest Loser/Golden Turd history with a solid week 16 of 58.5 points. Call it a lack of trying or really looking forward to @Norms title change, he really mailed it in here.

Week 15 and 16:
@Pearl 140.26 + 114.6 = 254.86 (Josh Allen left)
@jmanic 99.76 + 117.12 = 216.88 (Bills D/ST left)
@Chris26er 81.64 + 58.5 = 140.14
 

Pearl

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
And the only race that really mattered in the end was for first pick options, and it came down to 1.16 points!

Week 15 and 16 for the best of the rest:
@elzoller: 106.92 + 150.52 = 257.44

@jShort 120.48 + 98 = 256.28
@Carson 103.42 + 136.36 = 239.78

2021 DRAFT PICKING ORDER, @elzoller IS ON THE CLOCK!
1. Best of The Rest Bracket - Highest Combined Score Weeks 15-16 - @elzoller
2. Best of The Rest Bracket - 2nd Overall - @jShort
3. Best of The Rest Bracket - 3rd Overall - @Carson
4. Golden Turd Triple Threat Loser Bracket - Highest Combined Score Weeks 15-16 - @Pearl
5. Golden Turd Triple Threat Loser Bracket - 2nd Overall - @jmanic
6. Golden Turd Triple Threat Loser Bracket - Biggest Loser (Lowest points) - @Chris26er
7. Highest losing playoff score of week 14 - @Norm
8. Highest losing playoff score of week 15 - @UtahJoe
9. Lowest losing playoff score of week 14 - @stb222
10. Lowest losing playoff score of week 15 - @Patrick
11. Guacamole Cup Runner Up - @oobaa
12. Guacamole Cup Winner - @Magic

Until next year folks
 

jmanic

JORBA Board Member/Chapter Leader
Staff member
JORBA.ORG
Team MTBNJ Halter's
I still don't get how the biggest loser doesn't get first pick and so on,
through loser bracket, best of the rest, then playoff bracket.
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