Official: 2018-2019 mtbNJ.com Fantasy Football League Thread - Utah wins the cup, still thinks oobaa47 is Timothy McVeigh

Waking up this morning...



@Magic benching Brady for Fitzpatrick vs the lions... Who saw that working out

Kirk cousins... How was your Sunday afternoon?
 
Week 4 Power Rankings
Not a lot to say, still salty about the damn Vikings game. Bunch of discussion amongst the ranking staff here, but this is the finalized rankings for Week 4:

1) @jmanic Pocket Dogs - 2-1 +3
148.3 points may be the highest so far this year, everyone except the ultimate boom/bust DJax going double digits. Unanimous vote for top dog.

2) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies - 2-1 +4

Well well well, what do we have here. Watson is looking like the star he once was, Kelce is back too. Cant give up on Greg the Leg though, amazing. Not sure if Corey Clement is going to stick around, WW will be interesting.

3) @oobaa47 Dead Sailors - 1-2 -1
The losing end of a high scoring match up is the only reason these sailors don’t float down farther. They would have beat many of the other teams, so this is still a squad that deserves some respell. The Sailors love trading and curious to see who will win out on the most recent trades.

4) @jnos - 26” Wheels - 2-1 +3
For a guy still rostering Dez Bryant, this team looks solid. Mahomies is slinging it, Peterson looks like himself, even on the bench.

5) @Carson - “Just Team Carson?” - 2-1 -4
Well, everyone now has a loss under their belt. Hill didn’t boom and somehow Matt Bryant only hands 3 points in a shoot out ATL. Losing to the bottom ranked team in the league will be a shot to the rankings for sure.

6) @jShort - Too $hort - 2-1 +6
Germs played with a chip on their shoulders this weekend and knocked off #1. Started from the bottom, now he's trying to make himself relevant. Impressive, even with leaving points on the bench. So hot and cold though, maybe this team just plays well on odd weeks? Major bonus for slaying #1.

7) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs - 2-1 +2
Carlos Hyde may be even more relevant with Big Dog Baker Mayfield under center. Solid box score here, even with Matt Ryan leaving a 40 burger on the bench.

8) @elzoller - Guac-Oh! - 1-2 -5
Lindsay is a amazing talent, but thinks punching people WHILE WEARING A HELMET IS SMART. You can easily look at that moment in that Broncos game and see that is where the Guac lost. Or simply starting James White. OR IF MINNESOTA DIDNT SUCK AGAINST THE FREAKING BILLS. Rage.

9) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce - 1-2 -1
Odd team out here, throwing up their first W is a good feeling, but just winning isn't enough to move you up these ranks. The lowest winning point total doesn’t bring confidence to this team. 90 just isn’t enough now and days to compete with the big dogs. They will still celebrate as if they won the Super Bowl, but need to get their act together for Week 4.

10) @Magic - Magic the Gathering - 1-2 0
Tough day for Magic, he puts up a solid week but just runs into the buzzsaw that is the pocket dogs. Hard to be mad about this performance. Not enough to move up, but not enough to get totally direspek to drop in the rankings.

11) @pearl - Pearl Necklaces - 1-2 -5
Trying to cockblock @jnos stealing Murray from the waiver with Cook down seemed to be the kiss of death here. Investing heavily in Minnesota beating up on the Bills, only to have the Vikings not cross mid field until the second half. It was like the Little Giants. The Necklaces left points on the bench as well. The rumors of Bell being trade are slowly getting this team excited, but until then, it seems to be a long struggle for a team without his #1 pick.

12) @Chris26er - Bandicoots - 1-2 -1
The cellar is looking dark; Bailey doesn’t attempt one field goal and Jimmy G tore his ACL. Dark days could be ahead, but the recent trades for some suspended players may make the bandicoots dangerous later in the season.
 
Oh baby

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Vikings defense...
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That was embarrassing...Hey Kirk, this isnt Washington where people dont give a rats ass about their team....you probably shouldnt open any packages for the next week.


One of the many trip highlights....@Chris26er and myself driving the 4hrs from Moab back to SLC listening to redzone radio and yelling at it.
 
For a guy still rostering Dez Bryant
I have him on multiple teams either because I grabbed him in the draft as a late round flier, got excited that Cleveland might pick him up to replace Gordon, or because I'm an idiot that refuses to cut my losses. I mean, he was a stud the last few years in Dallas racking up 50-60 yards and a TD every 3rd game or some crap like that. So yeah, he sucks, I suck, but if I drop him he'll sign to the Packers or Chiefs and score 30 pts every week.

Schrodinger Wide Receiver.
 
Are you guys just paying @oobaa47 off? How does he have AJ Green, Julio Jones, Todd Gurley and Fournette? Those are all easily top 15 picks.

JEEZ
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Based on one source of average draft rankings:
Gurley - 1st Overall
Julio Jones - 9th Overall
Fournette - 12th Overall
Green - 16th Overall

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This guy is a jedi mind trick trader, kudos
 
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