Week 3 Power Rankings
Wow, a lot of points floating around this week, some people enjoyed a lot of them, while others missed the mark completely.
1) @Carson - “Just Team Carson?” - 2-0 +2
2-0 is 2-0, doesn't matter who you beat at this point. You are beating the people in front of you. Amazing that hitting 108 points (with one to go) isn't lighting up the scoreboard this year. Lets see if the "Carson" stays hot. Wonder why they dropped the Lumbargate name.
2) @oobaa47 Dead Sailors - 1-1 -1
Even with AJ’s big Thursday, it isn’t enough for ooooooomba to stay at the top. A solid team showing (Except Lamar Miller, does he ever score more than 11 points a game?), It's hard to make a trade and lose the next week. Is the chemistry a mix on the banana boat?
3)
@elzoller - Guac-Oh! - 1-1 +9
Week 1 was a little bump in the road for zoller at this point. DJ being a dud this year is totally plausible and worries me, but if Evans/Diggs can carry the WR squad, watch out peeps. This weeks big mover.
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@jmanic Pocket Dogs - 1-1 -3
A decent showing from the Dogs, but leaving points on the bench burns in this case, dropping them from #1. Mixon is out, Jackson is a boss, HE'S ROSTERING TWO KICKERS, but I'll give him one more week before the slide gets really bad.
5) @pearl - Pearl Necklaces - 1-1 +4
High points this weak against the sauce will catapult you to the top half of the chart. Poor
@fidodie put up #3 points for the week and is forced to hold this L. Amazing how Chris Thompson is straight dropped by Los Guac and is currently RB5.
6) @UtahJoe - London Silly Nanies - 1-1 +2
Utah picking up some waiver wire magic this week with injuries puts him in this spot; Though how long can he keep this up with Freeman down on the bench? Chubb isn't doing anything. His boyfriend in Greg the Leg is dead, will he be forced to
DROP his long time lover for another one? It may pain him to do it, we will see how deep this love connection is.
7) @jnos - 26” Wheels - 1-1 +4
After an amazing Monday night finish, the little wheel boys roll in just .2 away from the high score of the week. While we can’t expect this kind of production every week, I think that Mahomes lighting it up is here to stay.
8) @fidodie - Mariani Sauce - 0-2 - +2
Putting up #2 points and going 0-2 is a tough spot in the standings, but the sauce is still good, it's just been running into other, better sauces recently. They move up despite the loss, but it could be trending downwards fast. I'm still believing in this squad, even though McCoy may quit in the middle of the game like his teammate did after his latest injury. This RB corps is in shambles.
9) @stb222 - Long Duck Dongs - 1-1 -2
Kevy loses a slugfest with Utah, leaving some points on his bench. The love affair with the Jacksonville D caused him to lose this match in the final seconds. Tough one. LEts see if he can bounce back. The basement is an unfamiliar sight for this team.
10) @Magic - Magic the Gathering - 1-1 -4
Gronk was DOA against Jacksonville, really let this team down. Or the -2 burger the Ravens D put up Thursday to set the tone. Who woulda thought starting RYAN FREAKING FITZPATRICK would have net more points than Tom Brady. Some inner soul searching will be needed for next week. Getting stomped out by the top team hurts and isn’t going to look good on the resume.
11) @Chris26er - Bandicoots - 1-1 +2
Doing just enough to stay out of the bottom here. Sometimes it doesn’t have to be pretty. Would be nice for this team to put up some 100+ weeks.
12) @jShort - Too $hort - 1-1 -7
Which Germy team is going to show up every week? This week, the stench of last years version came and reared its ugly head, posting the lowest points total this week. Elevator to the bottom, please. Maybe Josh Gordon to NE really lights it up over here. I won't hold my breath.