Hey asshats,
Nice new look! Must admit that I almost had a seizure when the site first opened and caught me by surprise, but its grown on me.
Norm, you had to know it was only a matter of time. Does this make my suggestion a bad suggestion? Actually its not a suggestion at all, but rather kudos, so I guess the rule about salutations doesn't count.
Speaking of which, instead of "hey asshat" does it make it any better if the suggestion starts with
"To the asshats that it may concern:"
or
"To the venerable asshat in charge"?
I understand addressing someone by "hey" can be a bit disrespectful. Edify me. you know something for my edification.
Pad, Pad, Pad - gonna be a "Supreme Ruler of the Entire Universe" soon at this post rate.