Time off?
No, school is out, so I'm officially on double overtime!
Resolutions... I will be smarter, lighter, faster and better looking next year than last year. How, you ask?
Smarter: I don't make resolutions and set myself up for failure and the inevitable wallowing in sorrow by March.
Lighter: A pound or two would be great, fifty would be better. I'll just continue all the good things, take what I can get and be happy.
Faster: It's guaranteed.
Better looking: That's right, better looking. Yeah, it's happening already. So, maybe my eyes are starting to fail with my advancing age, but I'm not worried. Why should I be? I'm better looking.
Okay, maybe I should resolve to NOT get glasses this year.
No, school is out, so I'm officially on double overtime!
Resolutions... I will be smarter, lighter, faster and better looking next year than last year. How, you ask?
Smarter: I don't make resolutions and set myself up for failure and the inevitable wallowing in sorrow by March.
Lighter: A pound or two would be great, fifty would be better. I'll just continue all the good things, take what I can get and be happy.
Faster: It's guaranteed.
Better looking: That's right, better looking. Yeah, it's happening already. So, maybe my eyes are starting to fail with my advancing age, but I'm not worried. Why should I be? I'm better looking.
Okay, maybe I should resolve to NOT get glasses this year.