Java devs?

[michvin]

My company is hiring...

 

[A Potted Plant]

I'm learning the wrong language

@michvin what kind of java btw

 

[JimN]

I'm learning the wrong language

No you aren't.

 

[michvin]

Any java, pretty much. Unlike many companies I worked for, this one does prefer people who can think and are capable to learn, to people who know the particulars and intricacies, but are poor problem solvers

 

[A Potted Plant]

Any java, pretty much. Unlike many companies I worked for, this one does prefer people who can think and are capable to learn, to people who know the particulars and intricacies, but are poor problem solvers

That's sweet my job hired a guy for java but the role was JavaScript, it's a developing story but hr pissed in everyone's Cheerios

 

[JimN]

That's sweet my job hired a guy for java but the role was JavaScript, it's a developing story but hr pissed in everyone's Cheerios

Wait until someone in HR orders a ham sandwich for lunch, and then bring them a hamster sandwich instead.

 

[michvin]

Wait until someone in HR orders a ham sandwich for lunch, and then bring them a hamster sandwich instead.

its a free sandwich. No one will notice

 

[rick81721]

Regular or decaf?

 

[JimN]

its a free sandwich. No one will notice

They'll notice afterward when you tell them it was a hamster sandwich, and you say, "oh ham and hamster are the same thing, right?"

 

[bucknejo]

My company is hiring...

Hi - Java/Spring/Scala here. Location? Can I work from home?

 

[michvin]

Hi - Java/Spring/Scala here. Location? Can I work from home?

Head office - Manhattan, but you need to be there once a week for lunch and learn. Client is located in Jersey City, but they don't insist on being on site. I WFH almost 100% of time

 

[jdgang]

I can write a report in SSRS using SSIS to ETL the sandwich data to see the metrics on wrong sandwiches.....

 

[michvin]

I can write a report in SSRS using SSIS to ETL the sandwich data to see the metrics on wrong sandwiches.....

Making the world a better place one sandwich at a time

 

[Magic]

If I add Java to my resume without giving details, will I get the job?

 

[w_b]

Now I wanna sandwich.

 

[michvin]

If I add Java to my resume without giving details, will I get the job?

Probably not, you need to know some. Are you a developer?