Is it a fad, a group or a club? It's OOS, the thread to rule them all!

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I think the problem has been the lack of cupcakes on your rides.
Ur only the second lady willing to ride OOS. Whatever happened to what's her name... It's interesting that females often bring goodies whereas guys don't to rides. Max once bought empanadas and it was awesome. I digress...
 
So it seems like a path forward would be to kill strava, post rides like before, but keep the rides post clean of BS, Or keep Strava to list the "offical" rides, and maybe close the group, send invites to those actually show up to a ride, to weed out the ones that join but never show.
My guess is that half the ride leads will cancel, so far it's trending that way. I'm fine if someone is a mtbnj member to join the Strava group for notifications. Weeding is work, just keep our area tidy and I couldn't care if the other parts get overgrown.
 
That would be a thread with a calendar and moderated 🙂

Then a "BS" thread. I put that in quotes cause it's a lot of chatting, but I really don't want to call it BS. It's fun for a lot of folks.
Haha we have that too, it's in the record books for shit posting...
 
As someone who almost exclusively rides alone, I thought it would be fun to join up for one of these rides.. but now I can only imagine what it’s like every time an OSS’r hits a fork in the trail...
All: which way should we go?
Rider 1: some else has to start doing the work of deciding
Rider 2: I will what do i need to do
Rider 1 the work! more people need to put in the work, I can’t make these decisions forever
Rider 3: let’s make a spreadsheet recording the number of lefts and rights, when we make too many rights we will go left,
Rider 4: unless that bothers someone then we can consider a right
Rider 1: would someone do some work around here
Rider 5: will this show in Strava, how can we record this in Strava, did I get admin rights to put in Strava
Rider 6: can we vote on it
Vote is 3-3 tie
Rider 6: let’s decide on a super voter their vote will count twice
Rider 1 who wants to decide who the super voter is, shit someone else needs to decide this
Rider 2: wait... what are figuring out?
Rider 4: how to develop a democratic dictatorship
Rider 3 I thought it was decided, we will give one member Strava rights, create a new thread “As the world turns” in a sub category that only private members of the public can see, @Norm can moderate and let us know which way to go
Rider 5: but wait, how do we know when to turn, I can’t keep up with all the posts, my work is busy... especially because I am constantly posting on mtbnj.
Rider 2: should we let everyone turn left, or just the OSS OG’s turn left and the non-committed go right
Rider 3: do you think we should have them sign a waiver, i mean if they get hurt going left that’s on us
Rider 3: should we decide this over dinner...
All: sure but where?...

Is thread serious?
 
Ur only the second lady willing to ride OOS. Whatever happened to what's her name... It's interesting that females often bring goodies whereas guys don't to rides. Max once bought empanadas and it was awesome. I digress...
Guys lift heavy objects and fix things that I cannot. Cupcakes earn me help if I have a mechanical on a ride 🙂

You should have been around when I organized the jorba stuff years back. We had food (and I mean food!) at every ride!
 
As someone who almost exclusively rides alone, I thought it would be fun to join up for one of these rides.. but now I can only imagine what it’s like every time an OSS’r hits a fork in the trail...
All: which way should we go?
Rider 1: some else has to start doing the work of deciding
Rider 2: I will what do i need to do
Rider 1 the work! more people need to put in the work, I can’t make these decisions forever
Rider 3: let’s make a spreadsheet recording the number of lefts and rights, when we make too many rights we will go left,
Rider 4: unless that bothers someone then we can consider a right
Rider 1: would someone do some work around here
Rider 5: will this show in Strava, how can we record this in Strava, did I get admin rights to put in Strava
Rider 6: can we vote on it
Vote is 3-3 tie
Rider 6: let’s decide on a super voter their vote will count twice
Rider 1 who wants to decide who the super voter is, shit someone else needs to decide this
Rider 2: wait... what are figuring out?
Rider 4: how to develop a democratic dictatorship
Rider 3 I thought it was decided, we will give one member Strava rights, create a new thread “As the world turns” in a sub category that only private members of the public can see, @Norm can moderate and let us know which way to go
Rider 5: but wait, how do we know when to turn, I can’t keep up with all the posts, my work is busy... especially because I am constantly posting on mtbnj.
Rider 2: should we let everyone turn left, or just the OSS OG’s turn left and the non-committed go right
Rider 3: do you think we should have them sign a waiver, i mean if they get hurt going left that’s on us
Rider 3: should we decide this over dinner...
All: sure but where?...

Is thread serious?
And then once it's decided that we all turn left, half the group turns right and there is a big pile up in the intersection. 🙂
 
As someone who almost exclusively rides alone, I thought it would be fun to join up for one of these rides.. but now I can only imagine what it’s like every time an OSS’r hits a fork in the trail...
All: which way should we go?
Rider 1: some else has to start doing the work of deciding
Rider 2: I will what do i need to do
Rider 1 the work! more people need to put in the work, I can’t make these decisions forever
Rider 3: let’s make a spreadsheet recording the number of lefts and rights, when we make too many rights we will go left,
Rider 4: unless that bothers someone then we can consider a right
Rider 1: would someone do some work around here
Rider 5: will this show in Strava, how can we record this in Strava, did I get admin rights to put in Strava
Rider 6: can we vote on it
Vote is 3-3 tie
Rider 6: let’s decide on a super voter their vote will count twice
Rider 1 who wants to decide who the super voter is, shit someone else needs to decide this
Rider 2: wait... what are figuring out?
Rider 4: how to develop a democratic dictatorship
Rider 3 I thought it was decided, we will give one member Strava rights, create a new thread “As the world turns” in a sub category that only private members of the public can see, @Norm can moderate and let us know which way to go
Rider 5: but wait, how do we know when to turn, I can’t keep up with all the posts, my work is busy... especially because I am constantly posting on mtbnj.
Rider 2: should we let everyone turn left, or just the OSS OG’s turn left and the non-committed go right
Rider 3: do you think we should have them sign a waiver, i mean if they get hurt going left that’s on us
Rider 3: should we decide this over dinner...
All: sure but where?...

Is thread serious?

I would be pissed but you clearly wasted so much time reading this thread to shit post. Feels bad man
 
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If you read this thread backwards while listening to "Yakety Sax" it all lines up.

1trackmind: I think this was just a group of good people, trying to make a good thing work for all good people. Probably too many cooks (remember that youtube video?) The 5 of you OG people should have probably just had a private convo and filled everyone else in. It's been pretty entertaining to read though.

If you guys still need help, I'm a consultant and can offer my services as a retainer. We'll just need to vote on a focus group to determine the 3 intermittent leaders who will choose 5-10 administrators to serve as a board of trustees to oversee the ride posting administered by 17 entry to mid level rideployees.

Edit: did I just win the thread?
 
Ok this where I get lost. What did Walt volunteer for? I don't understand if I post a ride on the thread what does that entail other than me posting the ride and others reading it? Does something happen to the post that Walt has to do something for it to post and be read? Help me here.
People tell me where they want to ride and I post it on the first tab. Things change, let me know and I'll update. I'll send out reminders a few weeks in advance if I haven't heard from the coordinator for an upcoming ride. If I don't hear back week of, I take your name off the week. Sure more things come up from time to time. But if a few find this format useful, good, if not I'm cool with that
 
Uh oh. Now I feel bad for my post above. It's a funny visual, but I don't mean it to further piss people off. I am sure I have done that in other posts. Ahhh!!!

You have made your self part of the community, you know what we're about. It's cool to bust each other's balls but when someone is shitting on the group never having been on a ride or getting to know any of us that's not cool.

Maybe I'm stepping out of bounds but frankly I don't give a shit.

@TimBay is an example of someone who hasn't even ridden with us but gets it, we're here to have fun and his first ride I'm sure he'll come in guns blazing with smack talk.

@1TrackMind feel free to join and confirm what are rides are like. No one is going to shit on you and I promise you will have a blast. Riding solo is a whole different beast but when you can roll with a group of guys and lady(s) who will encourage you and push you, you'll understand that we are all fighting about the same thing here. How do we keep something we enjoy enjoy able and how can we make it better.

I've OD'd on OoS today I'm gonna wash some dishes and click out
 
Eloquently put, that's pretty much what I have been trying to say since the beginning. While I use a lot of words they often do not come out in the correct order or at least one that makes sense for others. My number one excuse for this is 'english is not my first language', I use it all the time with my wife and it ends up making things worse almost 100% of the times, so what the heck, I'll use it here to!

I say that this really needs to be discussed in front of a steak or some delicious food and some mildly alcoholic beverage, there's nothing like a napkin to draw a mission statement!

Let's do it!
Write it up in Italian or your native language if different. I'd love to Google translate it. I do it for forums in Chinese, and my wife, who is a native speaker, tells me I sound like moron on WeChat....
 
As someone who almost exclusively rides alone, I thought it would be fun to join up for one of these rides.. but now I can only imagine what it’s like every time an OSS’r hits a fork in the trail...
All: which way should we go?
Rider 1: some else has to start doing the work of deciding
Rider 2: I will what do i need to do
Rider 1 the work! more people need to put in the work, I can’t make these decisions forever
Rider 3: let’s make a spreadsheet recording the number of lefts and rights, when we make too many rights we will go left,
Rider 4: unless that bothers someone then we can consider a right
Rider 1: would someone do some work around here
Rider 5: will this show in Strava, how can we record this in Strava, did I get admin rights to put in Strava
Rider 6: can we vote on it
Vote is 3-3 tie
Rider 6: let’s decide on a super voter their vote will count twice
Rider 1 who wants to decide who the super voter is, shit someone else needs to decide this
Rider 2: wait... what are figuring out?
Rider 4: how to develop a democratic dictatorship
Rider 3 I thought it was decided, we will give one member Strava rights, create a new thread “As the world turns” in a sub category that only private members of the public can see, @Norm can moderate and let us know which way to go
Rider 5: but wait, how do we know when to turn, I can’t keep up with all the posts, my work is busy... especially because I am constantly posting on mtbnj.
Rider 2: should we let everyone turn left, or just the OSS OG’s turn left and the non-committed go right
Rider 3: do you think we should have them sign a waiver, i mean if they get hurt going left that’s on us
Rider 3: should we decide this over dinner...
All: sure but where?...

Is thread serious?
It would still be fun for you join in on one of these. Your attempts at humorous sarcasm would fit right in. Is this thread a major freaking train wreck? Yeah it is. Should this discussion have lasted this long ? Hell no ! But the rides have never been that way. I've had a better time riding with them than most groups rides I've been on. So yeah...give it try. Then feel free to comment...
 
If you read this thread backwards while listening to "Yakety Sax" it all lines up.

1trackmind: I think this was just a group of good people, trying to make a good thing work for all good people. Probably too many cooks (remember that youtube video?) The 5 of you OG people should have probably just had a private convo and filled everyone else in. It's been pretty entertaining to read though.

If you guys still need help, I'm a consultant and can offer my services as a retainer. We'll just need to vote on a focus group to determine the 3 intermittent leaders who will choose 5-10 administrators to serve as a board of trustees to oversee the ride posting administered by 17 entry to mid level rideployees.

Edit: did I just win the thread?

no winners just losers here, so much time lost
 
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