I got a problem, you got a problem, we all got a problem

He gets it put on his tortellini I think

Speaking of problems with Bob:

Him and I come home the other night...I sit on the couch for a bit while he plays with his hot wheels...I grabbed my blanket bc my wife turned the heat down to 60 before she left for work.
Bob sees me with blanket and says "you cold daddy?"
Me: ya
Bob: ok ill help
me: ok this should be interesting (waiting for him to fetch a flamethrower)
bob: brings kitchen stool into living room, climbs up then starts banging on my digital thermostat
Bob: better daddy?
me: how do you A. know what "heat" is? B. how do you know that this box makes the house warmer?
Me: Thats adorable...now....you ever touch this box again ill lock you in the garage until your 30...We clear?
 
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