That was funny as hell. You can tell it's a PNW done piece but I have still done every single one of them at one time save for the dog name (our was named after ski/snowboarding) and coffee (I'm a tea snob, which is probably worse).
I had to make fun of myself for something I did a few days ago - made a comment on my riding buddy's IG shot (Step 9) where I took a pic of him (Step 10) tabling the transfer set (Step 5) with his GoPro in burst mode (kinda Step 21). And made a comment of how the trees looked cool in the shot (Step 24). Now that I think of it I do talk about trees a lot...
Good one indeed. They left out joining every Mtb forum and spending more time reading and writing inane posts than riding. Also, knowing the staff, Drs and nurses, in the ER on a 1st name basis.