Update.
A) My Mother-in-Law is still with us.
B) Friday morning I bought the S-Works FatBoy.
C) Friday evening I had a meeting with many cool fat bike people about cool fat bike stuff. Later that evening we flattened 6-Mile Run. Myself, Tom Kruse, Steve Mancuso, Jesse Epstein, Andy. Who's who in the fat world.
D) Saturday I rode said S-Works on the train tracks to Chimney Rock, then on the D&R to Rutgers. Short, but good ride.
E) Sunday I rode the S-Works at Hartshorne, and Huber, and Sandy Hook. Again short, but good.
F) I am very happy to be on wider rims again. See above loop, not possible on 65mm.
G) I officially registered for JayP's Backyard FAT Pursuit. The 200-Mile one. Because, life's too short for 125-mile races.
H) My green Fatboy frameset is for sale. It is lightly used and only has about 10,000 miles on it. None of them race miles. Never in snow or on the beach.