Niner SIR9, Mavic Crossmax, hardtail, Fox suspension fork. Tangerine, q-ring up front.
Haro Mary SS, stock wheels as per Jake, full rigid, q-ring.
Trek 4300? Manitou fork, aluminum hardtail, used for local junk riding when the weather is too bad to hit much of anything else.
Trek 750? which is what I tote my daughter around on. Full rigid, this is my original mountain bike bought around 1990.
Trek 6700 which I have setup as a ghetto SS with platform pedals. Used to ride to various spots in town.
Trek 2200 road bike, triple, about 9 years old. Rolf wheels, some of the same 105 components that came on it.
A Jamis who-knows-what with a "wound-up" fork I have on the trainer.
Specialized Stumpjumper that could technically be ridden downhill but which is more or less in pieces. Not a Frankenbike I just have no use for it right now.
I have too many bikes. But I need a new road bike soon.