I(17yo) was with a "friend" at the tourne while hiking around and he stepped on shit in a bag. He was pissed but w.e. Maybe an hour later we watch some dude bag his dog shit and toss it a few feet off the trail. I yell something along the lines of, "hey nice throw," maybe something a little less polite... Nope it was definitely something way more offensive aimed at antagonizing.
Please remember we're 17 yo kids with more aggression than we know what to do with... He gives me the finger and tells us to mind our own business.
My buddy, still shit footed, goes off the trail grabs the bag of shit and runs the guy down on the trail and says, "you drop this fun face"(edited for your reading pleasure but only one word was edited). And with the force of 1000 suns pegs it at the guys chest when he turned around. With the only compatible visualization being a combination of Castle Bravo meets 2 girls one cup, just less fire, sex and possibly more poop but I can't confirm since I've not see one of those videos. What I've heard there was more shit that afternoon at the tourne due to a miscalculation in how much shit was in the bag, think assuming that lithium 7 is inert.
And we ran as fast as stoned 17 year olds with pants that were far to baggie for suburban kids but what ever thug life, and that's the story of my first drive by.