Be the doughnut! (or, how I learned to stop worrying and enjoy mediocrity)

The fact that one races at all means that there is some level of competitive streak in which he or she wants to measure up against some people or persons. If zero shits were truly given about placement the logical conclusion would be that racing is complete nonsense.

i don't know... i mean, i race (@Santapez certainly pushes me) but i don't necessarily care where i am placement-wise. it's more about pushing myself to be better. i know that if i have a race coming up, i have to get out there and ride or run so that i can do better than the last time i raced. last year i came in 4th at lew mo and i didn't care that i missed podium. i was way happier that i rode well and i was happy with my own personal progress. this year, i came in first and second in every race, but i rarely had any competition in my group and i rode like sh!t certain days and i was unhappy with my overall performance.

ETA: now i want donuts :/
 
I like the idea of racing, but I don't want to put any effort in because I'm lazy. I'm not going to train to get better, and I'm not even going to give it 100% in the race itself because that's hard. I do like the scene and the vibe of racing, but I guess I'm just not a competitive person. So I waste money a few times a year as a pretend racer, and then I hang out and drink beer and stuff my face after.
 
The same thing happens with my china carbon rims. I'm about to rebuild for the 3rd time
 
It is getting beat by people that you would never imagine losing to on your worst day ever. The day that someone beats you that you could not imagine ever losing to will be harder than losing to the guy you beat by 30 seconds on average last year.
This is going to be interesting for me, knowing that I have been sharper in the past but now gauging my success not based on where I finish in a certain race, but a sum of all things, life goals, financial situation, family happiness, fun level, etc. While I feel that cycling will always be a big part of my life, I cannot continue at the pace I did before hand to keep my life in whole happy.

I mean that weekend White Clay trip > training intervals and sitting inside the rest of the day hydrating, amirite?
 
I mean that weekend White Clay trip > training intervals and sitting inside the rest of the day hydrating, amirite?

100% (ignoring the crash). Actually, you can count the crash too. Still better. Being able to NGAF and eat a great dinner and have a few drinks and give 0 shits is great. Then stay up and watch the Olympics and sleep 9 hours and eat shitty hotel free breakfast is good times. Then do it again and go to Iron Hill Brewery and obliterate that cheeseburger like it was my job.

Don't get me wrong. The Baltimore cx double weekends were hells of a lot of fun. But then the 2nd time was less fun and the 3rd time was even less.
 
1 - Same exact thing happened to my Crest front wheel I built up. Stan's got in and destroyed the nipples. The spokes weren't re-usable? I just went ahead and replaced the nipples and all was fine.

2 - I wasn't aware people read The Fountainhead or Atlas Shrugged after college. If I was a good person I'd go to book stores and rip out 2/3 of John Galt's speech where he rambles on and on and on and on and on just saving everyone all that pain.

3 - I was going to start a training blog with the word Mediocrity in it and now I'm a bit saddened you beat me to it.
 
Last night was Wed Worlds #1. I rode something like 20 miles in the grass and I lost at least 3 lbs in sweat.

Mediocre Training Tip™:
Indian Food. Recovery food of the gods. The culmination of millions of years of human culinary ingenuity for people living where it is hot as balls.

The fact that one races at all means that there is some level of competitive streak in which he or she wants to measure up against some people or persons. If zero shits were truly given about placement the logical conclusion would be that racing is complete nonsense. I think some leeway can be given to those people who do things as an accomplishment (see W101, etc), but CX does not fall into that purview.

As someone who has gone from reasonably successful in cx to completely pack fodder, it is not the distance from the pointy end that makes it hard to stomach. It is getting beat by people that you would never imagine losing to on your worst day ever. The day that someone beats you that you could not imagine ever losing to will be harder than losing to the guy you beat by 30 seconds on average last year.
Yes, Finishing an event like the W101 is an accomplishment unto itself whereas finishing a cross race is almost as impressive as pulling up to the drive through, ordering a Big Mac, then remembering to pick it up at the window. Technically to finish a cross race all you have to do is complete 1 lap.

Racing cross without pushing yourself or caring at all about how you finish makes no sense to me either. If you’re gonna’ go through the trouble of entering a cross race, why not give it your all? Accepting our fate as mediocre doesn’t mean that we can’t be extremely competitive in the moment or that we don’t care about how we finish a race. You can take racing seriously even if you don’t let training take over your life.

I would argue that it’s not a choice of either or (i.e. either commit to a serious training regimin OR don’t take yourself seriously) but one of relative contribution to your General Happiness Quotient (GHQ). As the wise old sage @pearl says, (and I’m paraphrasing) you sum up all the things that impact GHQ and make that value determination. Sure you got beat by 30 seconds a guy you never would have imagined losing to, but are you 1) a happier person than you were when you won Whirlybird and were on the podium a whole lot in 2010? and 2) do you still enjoy all of the ritual, pomp and self-induced-suffering of racing cross? How much weight to you place on that relative to other things that contribute to your GHQ?

And not to get all judgy, but what about that schlubb who beat you by 30 seconds? What's his GHQ on a absolute basis? What weight does he place on beating your ass in his own GHQ calculation?

Brass nipples on everything forever.

Nipples! I can’t disagree that brass nipples have greater longevity but I’m going to keep on using Aluminum for my race wheels. Always. Alu nipples save about 20g per wheel of rotating mass. People far less mediocre at physics and math than I am have calculated there to be a couple watt savings every time you accelerate, which I am told happens a lot in Cyclocross. I need all the watts I can buy. Those spokes would have been eff'd regardless of nipple type.


Only mediocre people use thesaurus.com

#doughnutiscoming
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You know, it's people like @Delish that set impossible body standards for the rest of us.

And then you have the nerve to put the word 'doughnut' in your blog title.

DOUGHNUTS GO STRAIGHT TO MY STRESS POUCH. THANK'S FOR MAKING ME STARVE MYSELF, ERIC.

But seriously, this is a beautiful kit. Hats off to everyone involved in making this a reality. Lemme know if there is any chance of a "supporter" kit release or sprinkled T-Shirt.

Please do a run of T-shirts!
 
skinny people suck and I used to be one of you till my mid-30s
I was doing my lunch time yoga today and went to a reverse triangle, but couldn't rotate all the way...
reason being = fat roll in the way, time to get on the wagon
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I usually gain weight in the summers, verses holidays, cause BBQ and non-fat burning gardening and yard work
 
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