You have a wife and kids, if you love them you'll leave Union!
Since I live in a geriatric tourist town it's pretty scary how often I see someone driving the wrong way down a road. Usually it's slow and they figure it out pretty quick, but surprisingly happens often.
FTFY
believe me iv been trying to gtfo of union county for over 3 years now. The reason we havent left yet is bc the wife is delusional about it and fighting me. something about mortgage rates and home price inflation and 'we have time before the kid starts school'
more goodness, at least this incompetence is not on public roadways