Ask Norm Next Tuesday

[A Potted Plant]

How hot does it have to be for one to go for a dunk in the toilet?

Hot enough to shit standing

 

[TimBay]

Hot enough to shit standing

Thats a super professional germiphobe. Shootin 3s all day. Was probably slinging web at the same time for all you know.

 

[JimN]

Thats a super professional germiphobe. Shootin 3s all day.

I don't know, I get not wanting to sit on a dirty toilet seat, but dropping one from orbit like that you're bound to get toilet water splashing back at you.

 

[TimBay]

I don't know, I get not wanting to sit on a dirty toilet seat, but dropping one from orbit like that you're bound to get toilet water splashing back at you.

He's got Olympic diver quality shits coming out. But sure, every now and again you'll have the 2016 Philippines dive team coming out of there.


annnnd thread OOZED. Congrats @Fire Marshal Max

 

[Patrick]

Scatology or coprology?

i usually go with the scatological referer, since people kinda can figure out what is meant.
Also the pronunciation of coprology is weird.

sorry to poop on the thread.

 

[Magic]

Buttons are for peasants, touchscreen is the now.

Do you also like the sweat activated touchscreen feature? I wonder if anyone ever sweat their way to stop and delete option on their century ride at mile 99.

 

[knobbyhead]

DAE (with hair) wet their head with water before a ride to help cool them off?

 

[serviceguy]

@Mtbdog want to ride early hm next Sunday 7amish

@Norm, where would @Fire Marshal Max find 7 amish to ride early on Sunday at HM? Is he going to Pennsylvania or they're coming to HM ? It's going to take them a while riding their buggies...

 

[Mtbdog]

@Norm, where would @Fire Marshal Max find 7 amish to ride early on Sunday at HM? Is he going to Pennsylvania or they're coming to HM ? It's going to take them a while riding their buggies...

@serviceguy you up for High mt. on sunday?

 

[Norm]

 

[Mtbdog]

I could do High mt. on Thursday at 10 am if that helps. College lot at the red trailhead.

 

[Patrick]

on point with teenage noise suppression.

assuming they are actually getting the job done, consider it a built-in cost.

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so there is a corpus of problems and solutions, a new problem comes up, find similar problem, and solution.
seems reasonable. let me know if you need a machine learning person - she may be coming available, because the city sucks.

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Cr will take some time, but....

 

[roc]

Very good advice. I had a very good chuckle right there, thank you.

 

[serviceguy]

@serviceguy you up for High mt. on sunday?

You will have to find the amish, I don't know any. But yes, interested.

 

[Steve Vai]

Do you also like the sweat activated touchscreen feature? I wonder if anyone ever sweat their way to stop and delete option on their century ride at mile 99.

I have my screen turn off at 3 seconds. It takes more than sweat to make it wake back up. Although there is a climb feature that took me forever to figure out how to turn off. That ate up battery.

 

[Steve Vai]

Didn't garmin go back and forth on this?

No. The highest end units have always been touchscreen. Touchscreen is always the now.

 

[Patrick]

No. The highest end units have always been touchscreen. Touchscreen is always the now.

"ok, Garmin"

 

[Norm]

I could do High mt. on Thursday at 10 am if that helps. College lot at the red trailhead.

Ok, I think I can do this.

 

[Paul H]

Ok, I think I can do this.

Can you hide a MTBNJ water bottle at HM so we can have a OOS HM treasure hunt ride this weekend?

 

[Norm]

Can you hide a MTBNJ water bottle at HM so we can have a OOS HM treasure hunt ride this weekend?

Sure, leave $5 bills scattered throughout the park and for each one I find, I'll leave a bottle.