Ask Norm Next Tuesday

[serviceguy]

I'm entering my third week of not buying gas.

You should buy it from @Paul H , according to what he's posting on the Cornavirus thread is making enough to spare!

 

[Magic]

suggestions?

 

[MissJR]

maybe i should just listen to the podcast

 

[serviceguy]

maybe i should just listen to the podcast

 

[A Potted Plant]

What happens if you fall in lava?

 

[w_b]

Fire. No $20.

 

[A Potted Plant]

What is the masturbating monkey?

 

[Norm]

Shit I forgot it's Tuesday.

Thanks Max.

 

[Magic]

Well this update was depressing. I thought it was at minimum Wednesday.

 

[A Potted Plant]

Well this update was depressing. I thought it was at minimum Wednesday.

There are 3 days a week yesterday today tomorrow, I too thought it was tomorrow only to find out it's still today.

 

[w_b]

when will the sun shine?

 

[Norm]

 

[MissJR]

Unless it's answered in the podcast (which I will get to tomorrow... Which will eventually be today and then yesterday), what happened to your wrist?

 

[MadisonDan]

Unless it's answered in the podcast (which I will get to tomorrow... Which will eventually be today and then yesterday), what happened to your wrist?

 

[serviceguy]

Expanding on the concept I have previously formulated in this very thread that "it's always Tuesday somewhere in the Universe" I feel comfortable enunciating that "it's always today everywhere in the Universe" . Shortly will follow the contiguous enunciation of "yesterday was today everywhere in the Universe" and "tomorrow will be today everywhere in the Universe". Stay tuned.

 

[Patrick]

Expanding on the concept I have previously formulated in this very thread that "it's always Tuesday somewhere in the Universe" I feel comfortable enunciating that "it's always today everywhere in the Universe" . Shortly will follow the contiguous enunciation of "yesterday was today everywhere in the Universe" and "tomorrow will be today everywhere in the Universe". Stay tuned.

Nice!

this may interest you.

 

[serviceguy]

Nice!

this may interest you.

It actually doesn't. How do you find this stuff though? That would interest me...should I ask @Norm next Tuesday?

 

[Patrick]

.should I ask @Norm next Tuesday?

absolutely -

 

[Norm]

@The Governor of Slacktown - are you available for a cameo this week? I'm starting in 5 minutes.

 

[Norm]

How? I'm folding laundry

I'll PM you the Zoom meeting invite.