Running With the Foghorn Leghorn

Saturday, August 8, 2015

It is time for the Six Mile group ride. When we had our winter team meeting 1 of the things we discussed was doing more group rides. We had a few last year but they petered out and in the end we didn't do enough. We had a lot...A LOT...of discussion about this at the team meeting. In the end I just took it over myself and said we should just do it and not worry too much about anything. Things will fall where they will fall. Then you adjust and make it better.

I think so far this year they have been good. At about 8:50 I rolled around the Canal Lot and said that people should meet up in the middle. Some went to the group, and others in the group decided to roll away. And @seanrunnette wouldn't stop talking as I was trying to talk to the group. Between him and @UtahJoe I'm not sure who blathers more when I'm trying to start a race or a group ride. Anyway, with some coming and some going and not really much to say other than "ok go" I did that, said "ok go."

We were probably 45 total people so keeping this together was going to be impossible. But since we had about 12 people sweeping I knew we would be good. We settled in with a main group of 33 people, me and/or @Glenn leading the pack and @Kirt sweeping. We weren't sure if we would do the whole thing but we kept a really solid pace and were in the 27 lot in less than an hour.

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I sat down here and ordered the pizza for lunch. Then we reversed the Twisties and finished out the loop with a rolling time of about 1:50. For a group so large I think this was about as efficient as we could have gotten. Many thanks to all of my teammates for keeping this together. I'm not going to tag you all because I will inadvertently miss someone, but special thanks to @Schilling for totally blocking traffic on South Middlebush while we all crossed like a herd of cows.

Went back to the shop, had pizza, shot the shit, and generally had a good time. Took another pic with Utah then we hit the road and went home to shower & get ready for Saturday Part 2: Into NYC.

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@Dominique's friend Inge just moved from Montreal to NYC for a fellowship or something. I don't know about a lot of that doctoring stuff but I guess she is studying to be a Hobbit and will eventually go on a quest for a ring. Anyway, we went in and met up with her at her apartment where we ate snacks on the East River and drank some wine. Then we went to Curry Hill and ate at Bhatti, as recommended by @jmanic or at least the people he worked with.

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I had never been to an upscale Indian place before so it was kinda cool to try it out. We got some appetizers and main dishes and bread and just continued to talk. I had only ever met Inge for about 2 hours before today but the one thing that is really cool is that she is sort of a no-bullshit kind of person in that she is totally open to talk about whatever. That makes everything easy because at 43 years old, I have no time for small talk and slow/easy introductions. Too time consuming. This meant that conversation was good, and more importantly, real.

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Food was good, solid recommendation on this one. I don't know that I have discerning enough tastes to tell the difference between good Indian and very good Indian. Shitty Indian is easy. Maybe there is no difference between good and very good? Dinner was great top to bottom, both food and company.

Went back to the apartment, had a bit more wine, then called it a night. Long day but a very good one.

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the one thing that is really cool is that she is sort of a no-bullshit kind of person in that she is totally open to talk about whatever. That makes everything easy because at 43 years old, I have no time for small talk and slow/easy introductions. Too time consuming. This meant that conversation was good, and more importantly, real.

This could easily be my online dating profile if, well, I were 43 or had an online dating profile 😀
 
Sunday, August 9, 2015

I know, I really need to catch up with this thing. I'll try to maybe do 2 of these tomorrow.

I think we slept until 9 and got out of bed at 10. Definitely a needed good night of sleep. It's kinda hard to find time to catch up these days so when we finally get a day to sleep in, well more often than not I wake up at 6:30 anyway because that's just what my body does. Not today. Woke up nice and late, then just stayed in bed because I wanted to.

Eventually we got up and out and I took @Dominique to Chimney Rock for an intro there. Funny thing about this place. I pretty much figured that it would go like this:

white & ballfields - easy
red & blue - intermediate
yellow & orange - hardest

So I took her on white, then the ballfields, then we ended with a loop of red. White & the ballfields were ok for her. The ballfields were a ton of logs which is not her favorite thing. I hadn't really thought about it but as we rode it, I realized that she would probably hate it. But then when we went on red and I rode it at a moderate pace, I realized that the main reason it seems harder is because often we're going as fast as possible. At a moderate pace she enjoyed that more than the other 2 which I guess made sense as nothing there is monster-rocky or anything. We cut across the middle then went to the top and down the outer loop back to the lot. We skipped blue as we were low on time. In all, a very successful intro to CR.

Got showered quick then headed northeast for a BBQ at @Dominos and @Delish. That will be the next high-brow store I open up. Dominos and Delish. That sounds like a store in the Short Hills Mall. I may have told this before. But a guy I used to know said that they should change it to the Short Hairs Mall and every entrance would be a massive vagina. I digress.

So I ate more food with @UtahJoe - third time this weekend. This is how we keep our girlish figures. Well, girl Vikings I guess. These were some delicious ribs. You'll note that we both changed shirts today.

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Really good time, great end to the weekend. And out of nowhere this guy just comes up to the fence. I guess he was hungry. Who knew pigs were cannibals?

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i knew pigs were cannibals. there are many stories of how organized crime guys would feed people to the pigs b/c they eat EVERYTHING.

it's gross, but bacon.
 
The kids love having a pig as a neighbor. He is pretty awesome. You would have to spell your store name as 'Dominos+Delish' because the '+' sign is pretty hot right now.
 
i knew pigs were cannibals. there are many stories of how organized crime guys would feed people to the pigs b/c they eat EVERYTHING.

it's gross, but bacon.
Yup, learned that from the movie Snatch.

SNATCH said:
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
 
Monday, August 10, 2015

I wake up and I am the lightest I have been since I started this thing. I'm not going to lie. This is taking forever. But I have made the decision to try and "eat right" this time as opposed to ride hard & long and starve myself into oblivion. I want to ride strong yet eat right. This generally has meant eating more for breakfast than usual. I am not forcing myself to eat, but I do eat in the morning when I'm hungry. So up through noon-ish I eat when I get hungry. After noon I eat a bit more modestly. Then for dinner and after dinner I try to eat a bit more sensibly. I find that when I eat plenty in the morning this is easier to do.

So this is progress, which is good. It is not as fast as I would like but it is progress nonetheless. For the first time my average weekly weight is below 200 pounds. Christ this was an effort. I remember someone way back saying that it gets harder to lose weight when you get older. I thought it was some BS lazy adage but I am finding that this is indeed the case.

I don't remember anything of note from the day in terms of work or life or anything. But I do remember my bike ride. I did the same sort of ride as I had done the previous Monday, which was different hills and hard efforts on those hills. Today we had 4 of them:

1: Roundtop - same as last week
2. Allen - same as last week
3. Broadway - 7th overall, 363w for ~4 minutes
4. Sawmill - worse time than last week

In all the ride was more or less exactly the same. Effort 1 suggested that my CP5 power was through the roof but I know this was the Quarq being absurdly flakey since the time was 2 seconds off the previous week. I would love to think my CP5 is 450+ watts but I know better. I calibrated after than and effort #2 was more realistic at 383w. #3 was not great and #4 was exactly the same at 399w for about 3 minutes.

Anyway, this doesn't really represent progress so much as it represents something blah blah blah hard work. And pain.

Later in the day I picked up @Kirt and we met @woody and @Robin and @fidodie and we raided @davidcarson48's house to discuss the Secret Order of Round Valley. Mostly we just talked about putting a TM session together there. When Kirt & I got there we saw Pat & Woody with notebooks and such, which we were like shit, I guess we forgot to do our homework. We had a good & productive talk about things and in the end we decided to put a massive flyover crossing the reservoir and to schedule a TM session. Just waiting on the a-ok to post that but it should be in September, somewhere between the 19th and the 21st. I won't say any more than that.

I have no pictures from today.
 
I am the lightest I have been since I started this thing
It's sort of impressive, considering the weekend of eating you had.
@UtahJoe always claims his weight can spike almost immediately after a day or two of over-indulging.
Not to imply that you over-indulged this weekend, but I know I definitely saw you both drink beer and eat dessert.
 
Tuesday, August 11, 2015

I will give myself partial credit in that I did get @stb222 to comment on the weekend pics of me & @UtahJoe eating. I will also give him partial credit for not taking the original bait on the Weekend Pics recap thread. I thought for sure that was a no-brainer to draw some reaction. I imagined this causing him to pick up his monitor and throw it out the window at work. +1 for restraint, Kevin.

On the eating thing - @Dominos I will address what I think is going on when I have more time. But this is sort of part of my new strategy and I think that's some evidence that it is working. For now I just wanted to catch up on the thread as I'm a few days behind.

So Tuesday was a non-bike day or a light bike day. Given the rain in the forecast I decided to skip the bike and go for a hike, or a walk, or whatever you want to call it. I parked at Cushetunk and did a roughly 4 mile loop of Cush/RV to see what condition RV's condition was in. The rain was coming down and the thunder was rolling above, but there was no lightning and I made the executive decision that I wasn't going to be struck down like the golfing bishop in Caddyshack.

I went to yellow in an effort to find an old atv trail but it's too overgrown now so I missed it and ended up just walking up the HaB that is the usual way up. Dropped down and walked the Eagle Trail to see just how bad it was. The last time I was out there were several massive trees down and I wanted to see just how much worse it had gotten. Much to my surprise, it was passable the whole way and I was able to walk the length of it. So obviously someone has been busy cutting out the trees that have fallen in the past few years. Apparently some Gypsy indians or bored campers made something interesting to look at as well.

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Walked all the way to the end, which I didn't even know was possible. Then I hiked up along the fence and jumped on the jeep road that runs along the top then runs into the red trail which runs into the white & yellow trails up there. I took the yellow trail down to the Cushetunk lot which is steep but 1000x better than the usual way up the ridge. None of this makes any sense to most of you. Suffice it to say there were rocks and trees and stuff like that. No eagles though.

In all it was about 4 miles in 1.5 hours. The hike was fine but of course verified what I already knew, which is that since I started biking, walking is mostly boring. I think most of the trails I hiked are bike passable, which is more than I could have said ~3 years ago. That bodes well for any future efforts here as things are in much better shape than I had expected.

Rest of the day was chilling like Bob Dylan and cleaning up a bit as well as watching some TV. @Dominique has found a few good Netflix shows that we're giving a try. Summer sucks for TV, which isn't a big deal since we get to watch 2-3 days a month for the most part.

More RV artwork. These litter the beach out there. I approve of this whole thing.

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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

I will give myself partial credit in that I did get @stb222 to comment on the weekend pics of me & @UtahJoe eating. I will also give him partial credit for not taking the original bait on the Weekend Pics recap thread. I thought for sure that was a no-brainer to draw some reaction. I imagined this causing him to pick up his monitor and throw it out the window at work. +1 for restraint, Kevin.

Already been done, that's part of @stb222 's actual job

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@Norm man, I thought it was an awful lot of eating pictures in one place and Thought it could be a trap but must have forgotten to comment or something.
 
Notebook for recording Rules of SORV....

Hike was worth posting the track, just for the elevation profile......
 
The hike was fine but of course verified what I already knew, which is that since I started biking, walking is mostly boring.

It's certainly not as exhilarating, and I have felt the same way since I started biking. However I'm beginning to find a new appreciation for walking and hiking again. There's a lot of stuff that we don't notice or take the time to take in when we are riding fastly through the woods. It could just be the hippy in me but when I take a stroll the woods, it's like taking a stroll through my mind. And I have always found nature to be far more interesting than anything man made. Although I guess that is a bit of paradox considering round valley is in fact man made. Ha!
 
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