The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)

[JimN]

waiting for the 'after' picture...wait, is this the after picture? No vacuuming the filth?!?!?

I just put a sheet down on top of the filth.

 

[Robson]

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I told the checkout clerk that I was having a beer and ice cream party.

where did you get Alchemist from?

 

[JimN]

where did you get Alchemist from?

We're up at Kingdom Trails this week.

 

[Robson]

We're up at Kingdom Trails this week.

You found it in East Burke?

 

[JimN]

You found it in East Burke?

I went to Price Chopper in St Johnsbury for ice cream, and they had it there. It's pretty plentiful around here these days though. There's a place in Lyndonville that usually has it.

 

[Robson]

I went to Price Chopper in St Johnsbury for ice cream, and they had it there. It's pretty plentiful around here these days though. There's a place in Lyndonville that usually has it.

Good to know. Last month I went to Stowe first to get it.

 

[Bike N Gear]

 

[JDurk]

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Truth. And no helmet.

 

[ekuhn]

I thought it was Adirondack, but I guess I was way off.

 

[jmanic]

I thought it was Adirondack, but I guess I was way off.

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Yeah, these are the base models, you’re thinking about the fancy ones with the add-ons. Hence Addonrondex.

 

[JimN]

 

[The Kalmyk]

Jimmy Soundz is far from useless

 

[jmanic]

#Roofdrop

 

[Soundguy]

#Roofdrop

full send!

 

[Patrick]

Remember that HS math he said he'd never use........

 

[Soundguy]

Remember that HS math he said he'd never use........

There was an episode of silicon valley where they realize the energy drink stunt man's math is wrong so they do a full analysis of whether or not to tell him.

 

[gmb3]

Yikes! Too much Send.

 

[JimN]

Mastodon cupcake box:

 

[stb222]

Dunellen, NJ fire company had a fire in the station, which originated from one of the fire trucks. Puts fire out. Later in day, fire re-emerges between floors in the station, they need to call other stations to put it out

 

[Soundguy]

Dunellen, NJ fire company had a fire in the station, which originated from one of the fire trucks. Puts fire out. Later in day, fire re-emerges between floors in the station, they need to call other stations to put it out

I was visiting a friend at his station one day and the crew was cooking a huge pot of spaghetti. A call came in and they had to run out in the middle of cooking. I sarcastically asked how many stations have burned down from crew meals and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "only two that I know of..."