"Remember all the talk about 5G? Someone knew something but they got it backwards. 5G didn't cause COVID. The truth is that 5G signals, combined with 802.11N routers, activate a sterilization process. Gradually, everyone who gets the vaccine will become sterile. All those countries that are 'behind' on vaccinations? Why do you think that is? India's the biggest producer of vaccines in the world but they're only 2% vaccinated? That's not an accident. China, Mexico, and India will take over the world when the rest of the 1st world depopulates. 5G stands for fifth genocide. Anyone who's looked at the spec can tell you to does nothing - it's all about the high gigahertz required to activate the sterilization process. There's no other reason to use them. 5G signals barely penetrate walls! The destructive interference from 802.11N (N stands for NO babies!) does it. It will be so gradual - you walk past a window and get a shot of 24GHz while your home router is dosing you with 2.4GHz. <shouting>Perfect 10X multiplier!. <bang fist on table triumphantly>
Anyway, all the older people at my company are getting the vaccine so nothing looks suspicious. They're arranging in-site 'vaccinations' for the younger people. Didn't your sister mention her company is doing in-person too? They're big in the 5G world. See what I'm talking about?"