I fashion my crown from Quetzlcoatl’s quills

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No way.

Long ago we learned that on St. Patrick's day you go for Mexican food, all the drunk assholes are at the Irish pub. On Cinco de Mayo you go to an Irish pub because of the assholes waiting in line to get drunk and eat at all the Mexican restaurants.
 
Why do Beagles get so fat. I had a friend once with a morbidly obese Beagle. It would only get out of its soft bed to waddle to the food bowl.
 
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