Who's that Girl?

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I’ll play.

-We’re not looking to be cat-called while road riding.

-We’re not looking for the back-handed compliment “you’re fast, for a girl.”

-We’re not looking to hear how, “you could have changed out here sweetheart, we wouldn’t have minded.”

-We’re not looking to hear how the logo we have across our backside is “perfect product placement.”

-We’re not looking to add you on Facebook because you saw us and thought we were hot. You don’t even know us.

-We’re not looking for you to join our solo ride, or to have you search for us on Strava FlyBy and ask to “follow us.” It’s creepy. Stop.

We’re trying to ride our bikes without having you jerking off to the idea of us riding our bikes. Yes, we ride bikes. Yes, some of us our hot. Just pat ya’ brakes and think about shit you say before you say it.

99% of the time we’re not interested. But 100% of the time not interested when you come off like sexist man.

Don't I get a credit for these quotes @mandi ??
 
Wow, my entire lifetime of horrible self esteem (well placed given my short, fat white guyness and lack of anything resembling charisma) combined with the crippling fear of appearing sexist or creepy and this very thread all combine to make me even more thankful for the wonderful, smart, and beautiful woman with really poor taste who chose to marry me.
 
Wow, my entire lifetime of horrible self esteem (well placed given my short, fat white guyness and lack of anything resembling charisma) combined with the crippling fear of appearing sexist or creepy and this very thread all combine to make me even more thankful for the wonderful, smart, and beautiful woman with really poor taste who chose to marry me.

Oh.... no no no no no....

Listen. I know i dug into the OP pretty hard (partly because norm so conveniently looked the other way) but he had it coming. Seriously. My opinion isn't some all inclusive men suck attitude. It's the fact this guy came in here with an attitude about picking up hot chicks, thinking "how you doin'?" is a legit pick up line and that his bros would help him out. If OP thinks that kind of attitude works, then he's barking up the wrong forum. He should be checking out the Jersey shore cast rejects.
 
Oh.... no no no no no....

Listen. I know i dug into the OP pretty hard (partly because norm so conveniently looked the other way) but he had it ming. Seriously. My opinion isn't some all inclusive men suck attitude. It's the fact this guy came in here with an attitude about picking up hot chicks, thinking "how you doin'?" is a legit pick up line and that his bros would help him out. If OP thinks that kind of attitude works, then he's barking up the wrong forum. He should be checking out the Jersey shore cast rejects.

Listen I couldn't care less that you dug into me. You're entitled to your opinion. What gets me is how badly you misinterpreted what I meant and are trying to paint me as a sexist pig. I am in NO way trying to pick up chicks and expecting my bros to help me. Refer back to my post about unicorns.

As far as using "how you doin'" as a pick up line, get a sense of humor. I suppose you took my 1st ever thread here just as seriously and you really think I am Wedge from Star Wars and actually fly an X-wing. BTW that picture isn't really me.

I posted this morning with no "sexist" attitude at all. Look up what "tongue in cheek" means. And in the interest of full disclosure I am married and have 2 kids. So you can get over yourself and go paint some other schmuck in a bad light because you cant take a joke.

I'm married to one, but its no wonder "Jersey Girls" are the butt of so many jokes. Completely full of yourselves and think every guy is trying to pick you up just because we give you a compliment.
 
You try being called a sexist pig all day then tell me to lighten up. It was funny at first but it got to the point of too much.

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Oh, Just in case they weren't clear, it was the 2nd post that pushed everyone over the edge.... Made the first one much worse than it would have been if you left it alone.
 
You try being called a sexist pig all day then tell me to lighten up. It was funny at first but it got to the point of too much.
Im trying to save the thread. You are getting to worked up. It's been a long day and this has been entertaining. Turn off the computer for a bit and come back tomorrow. It's all in fun and no one means any harm. It's all good.. I personally think you're a sexy pig. Now go to bed..😉
 
Im trying to save the thread. You are getting to worked up. It's been a long day and this has been entertaining. Turn off the computer for a bit and come back tomorrow. It's all in fun and no one means any harm. It's all good.. I personally think you're a sexy pig. Now go to bed..😉

Does a sexy pig have a nice ass? Wasn't @Arwen's Mom calling him a pigs butt before? Maybe that was a compliment?
 
C'mon folks , if he was really trying to " pick up chicks" don't you think he would have went straight to the " Ladies Forum" ? He even quoted Joey ( lol)------------really. You all been punked. Nice try with the " Jersey Girl" comment . But I think by now most are on to you. Well done Rogue !! 😉
 
C'mon folks , if he was really trying to " pick up chicks" don't you think he would have went straight to the " Ladies Forum" ? He even quoted Joey ( lol)------------really. You all been punked. Nice try with the " Jersey Girl" comment . But I think by now most are on to you. Well done Rogue !! 😉


Thanks. I'm here all week.
 
Ohhhhh. I get it. Hahahahaha! Because things like sexual harassment and unwanted sexual advances are so funny.

Nope.

Listen. I get the sarcasm. Really. I do. But dude, What did you expect? You post shit like that to get us riled up and then expect us to back off when we get totally pissed?
 
Ohhhhh. I get it. Hahahahaha! Because things like sexual harassment and unwanted sexual advances are so funny.

Nope.

Listen. I get the sarcasm. Really. I do. But dude, What did you expect? You post shit like that to get us riled up and then expect us to back off when we get totally pissed?

Who appointed you representative for the hartshorne hottie? How do you know what advances she is comfortable with?
 
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