User: mtnbikeman0506 - Anyone Here?

[Droptopchevy]

 

[RNG1]

I threw up last night

 

[mattybfat]

I just smelled my finger and it tasted like swamp ass...

 

[Steve Vai]

Your mom is hot but your dad does that thing with his tongue...

-Jim.

 

[The Kalmyk]

You are in unfamiliar woods and get bit by a poisonous snake...You start heading down a road toward a hospital when you come to a fork in the road...There are two identical twins sitting at the fork...You don't know which way to go...You get out and a sign is posted: "We are the Mortimer Twins and we know which way to take to the hospital. All we want to tell you now is that one of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth." You don't know which one lies and which one tells the truth. What question must you ask to get on the right road? To which twin do you direct the question? How do you know it is the right road? You only have time for one question...

 

[elzoller]

 

[Red Mosquito]

my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way i likes it

 

[Steve Vai]

You are in unfamiliar woods and get bit by a poisonous snake...You start heading down a road toward a hospital when you come to a fork in the road...There are two identical twins sitting at the fork...You don't know which way to go...You get out and a sign is posted: "We are the Mortimer Twins and we know which way to take to the hospital. All we want to tell you now is that one of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth." You don't know which one lies and which one tells the truth. What question must you ask to get on the right road? To which twin do you direct the question? How do you know it is the right road? You only have time for one question...

Are the twins hot?

-Jim.

 

[The Kalmyk]

Zig zag if your ever chased by a crocodile

 

[sixseven]

I see Warcricket on roids.

 

[The Kalmyk]

Are the twins hot?

-Jim.

There names are Jim and Vreeland so I won't judge😀

 

[Fogerson]

All of this has given me that not-so-fresh feeling...

 

[The Kalmyk]

i see warcricket on roids.

hahahahahaha

 

[mattybfat]

Do I need winter shoes? How about a poll. Where is Macman?

 

[743power]

Speaking of beef. . .

 

[The Kalmyk]

Where is MonkeyBoy:hmmm:

 

[Shaggz]

Where is MonkeyBoy:hmmm:

 

[Droptopchevy]

This thread would not be complete without a little soccer.

 

[NJ-XC-Justin]

that kid is goth not emo. and goth kids are much bigger ******* than emo kids.

 

[rocknrollgirl]

I am once again awed and a bit amazed. that is one of the best thread drifts I have ever seen.

You guys are amazing............