The Kalmyk's Tinfoil Hat Happy Hour (aka Most Useless Thread on MTBNJ)
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What are we looking at?
Piles of wood that Luke needs to stack
gtluke
The Moped
yeah I got major anxiety and compulsion riding by that last time with you guys. Must load into car and stack in my barn.
Reminds me of this gem from a few years back:
Woman put seatbelt on case of beer but not on baby
Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.
On Sunday a deputy saw a car drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the centre lane on U.S. 1 South. The deputy stopped the car.
Investigators say the woman, who identified herself as Tina Williams, smelled of alcohol. According to the report, Williams told the deputy she never had a license and was running out of gas.
The deputy saw a case of Busch beer in the front seat with a seat belt around it, and a baby girl in the backseat. When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."
Williams told the deputy she had a few drinks. The deputy arrested her for DUI after she failed a field sobriety test.
Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
You realize you aren't supposed to transport alcohol in the passenger compartment where it's accessible to the driver?
And you certainly can't stick a bendy straw in it like @pooriggy.
I am fairly certain you are right.
I'd bet everything you have buckled down there.
ktmrider
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Next time we talk ask me about last weekend in colorado driving with all the windows open and getting pulled over , I was so high all i heard is " Sir why are all your windows down in your car "
The Kalmyk
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Were you hanging with Granddaddy Purps' grandson Ramulan
Kaleidopete
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City Ordinance 138-2 Prohibits any type of fun occurring on North Wildwood Beaches. Any such activities should be self reported to the authorities immediately for flogging to commence forthwith.