The Heckle Report

[The Heckler]

Where is your Pearl style cost analysis spreadsheet?

If I were to do a cost analysis I would probably stop riding bikes. Best to just leave it mixed in with the monthly food/spending budget and write it off as 'cost of living.'

 

[Magic]

Holy races. Sick job this season! Loved the write ups and videos throughout.

 

[Norm]

In general you should put the TLDR at the top.

 

[Dutch Frog]

big mistake, should have just relocated and raced the 3 races like i am

Think you can get a cat 3 state championship in two states?

 

[Norm]

Think you can get a cat 3 state championship in two states?

He's already scoping property in Iowa to go for the Triple Crown.

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

Big round of applause Mat!

I thoroughly enjoyed the recaps and the shenanigans. I wish I had at least a small percentage of balance you have of being a happy laid back person off the bike and a insanely fierce competitor on the bike.

Like I said earlier, watching and rooting for you is like living vicariously through a little brother enjoying and living life to the fullest. I may not have mentioned that earlier now that I think about it... But maybe something along those lines.

Anyway - Keep it up and keep us in the loop

Signed The Heckler Fan (my name is not Stan)

 

[Dutch Frog]

He's already scoping property in Iowa to go for the Triple Crown.

I wonder how many cat 3 state jerseys you can grab before USAC catches on. Moving states to avoid the forced upgrade might be the next level for sandbagging!

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

I wonder how many cat 3 state jerseys you can grab before USAC catches on. Moving states to avoid the forced upgrade might be the next level for sandbagging!

Did someone say sandbagging?

 

[The Heckler]

I wonder how many cat 3 state jerseys you can grab before USAC catches on. Moving states to avoid the forced upgrade might be the next level for sandbagging!

Did someone say sandbagging?

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

I saw two guys hiking at Neshaminy with these things on their shoulders.

 

[Pearl]

Pames Jearl doesn't have a USAC license, starting at cat 5 in NC

 

[Dutch Frog]

Pames Jearl doesn't have a USAC license, starting at cat 5 in NC

I hope NC cat 5 is ready to feel the Pame.

but you know what they say, no pame no gain.

 

[The Heckler]

Pames Jearl doesn't have a USAC license, starting at cat 5 in NC

In the words of Bruce

"Glory dayyyssss"

 

[The Heckler]

I hope NC is ready to feel the Pame.

Vach Zeugen
Tatt Myler
Wike Milliams @Mountain Bike Mike

 

[Patrick]

my theoretical racer discriminator system will catch them too!
That or someone will turn them in for the reward.......

 

[Pearl]

Vach Zeugen
Tatt Myler

These sound like hipster child names, no one would figure it out

 

[Dutch Frog]

These sound like hipster child names, no one would figure it out

"I named my kid Tatt, you know, because tattoos are cool"
-Millennial parent

 

[Mountain Bike Mike]

WTF is a Wike?

 

[Santapez]

I can't wait to visit Pearl next winter and do a cross race with him down in NC. Skoal handups may be kind of gross though. Not as bad as the course being an oval.

 

[MadisonDan]

A few words on Ice Weasels:

DirtWire.tv video recap. There's an @The Heckler in there somewhere....