just in time for garbage heap season
The War Wagon: Cannondale Mountain 1000- my best guess is maybe it's a '96 model.
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how did you mount those dildos to the end of the bars?
Mounting them was easy-
The tricky part was talking your mom into giving them to me
sorry if I cant find this funny but my mother died in a horrific dildo accident.
Heading to the Heap!
personally, i don't care what you guys say. however, if someone objects to material that is clearly objectionable, i must goderate your asses.
i must goderate your asses.
My level of assholeism doesn't change the fact that your gigantic pile of carbon shit from the 90's isn't worth a fucking dime to half the planet. Additionally, if you were ever to refer to me as an asshole to my face, I would shove your over priced piece of dogshit up your dick hole, sideways. Its Mr. Asshole to you.
I would invite many of you to throw a piece of deadwood on it as you ride by and remind the builders that the creation of jumps/drops is a no-no in state parks, especially next to a trafficked trail.