What he said. Almost.Congratulations Dave, now get a real job! ;*)
Good luck and drive that Porsche.
Mall cop.Hopefully it will also involve yelling insults at millennials, even if it means getting fired.
Congrats. My daughter's school has several retired officers on security staff. The former chief of police of West Long Branch was head of security for a while. From the outside looking in, it seemed like a good mix of keeping active and keeping sharp (I mean, they weren't scouting for snipers but they obviously spent time thinking about how they did things) while maintaining a normal schedule. You can still supplement with event work.
I haven't worked M-F, 8-4 at any point in my life. 3 days a week was always plenty for me (although 12 hour shifts). Then on top of it you'll lock me in a building with 1000 kids and their liberal teachers? Yeah, not a chance. Someone else can do the parking lot accidents and cyber-harassment reports. I'd be miserable and would get fired.
My friend retired from Sayreville PD 2 years ago, he got a gig with a bomb sniffer dog. I can only text him at certain times during the work week because they, i mean, the dog has to nap...
As a parent with a 17 year old, I would really have preferred to have a cop teach him, yell at him if needed, and reinforce to him what driving in NJ is about. I know that is also my job as well, but it seems that having a stranger push it helps it sink in a little.Dogs take shits. You're supposed to pick that up. Next idea...
Talked to the owner of the Driving School today. I mean, it is what it is. Minimum commitment is 60 hours a month. It's mostly afternoons but he needs a few Saturdays a month. I dunno. I told him I'd think about it. Dee says I can't yell at students like I did the Millennial officers. I said yes I can, it just might get me fired, which seems reasonable.
The owner told me I could take home one of the cars. I said yeah but it's a Kia Rio with two brake pedals.
The first day he was on the job with the dog she took a shit right in the middle of the concourse at MSG.Dogs take shits. You're supposed to pick that up. Next idea...
As a parent with a 17 year old, I would really have preferred to have a cop teach him, yell at him if needed, and reinforce to him what driving in NJ is about. I know that is also my job as well, but it seems that having a stranger push it helps it sink in a little.
On another note, do you care if you get fired from a job at this point? Not being a dick, just that you are secure and don't have it hanging over you like you did as an officer.
No I have ZERO qualms about losing a job. ZERO. I hope to be able to toss 6 or 7 W-2s at my tax guy at the end of the year because I can't hold a job.
Gotta get fired once for the bucket list!
No I have ZERO qualms about losing a job. ZERO. I hope to be able to toss 6 or 7 W-2s at my tax guy at the end of the year because I can't hold a job.