Random Chinese food delivery

[jumpa]

Me and @kichibot ordered chinese off grub hub. We get a doorbell ring extra early and it's the Chinese delivery guy. I asked "grub hub" he nods (doesn't speak English well) and says he tried to call but no one picked up, it was an online order. I take it and bring it up. The food order is wrong, generic receipt and no menu from the restaurant. We call our place of order and they say our order is still there and waiting to be sent out. We ask about this order and they say it's not theirs and they don't know.

Question . ..would you eat it.

If it matters the "free" food is shrimp and broccoli in garlic sauce.

 

[JimN]

Eat that shit. Then when your food comes, eat that shit too.

 

[jumpa]

I also asked my neighbors and they said it's not theirs. Receipt has my address on it but a number with an area code from Louisiana.

 

[jumpa]

Article 1.

 

[jumpa]

2.

What does this mean?

 

[jumpa]

Eat that shit. Then when your food comes, eat that shit too.

Feels sketchy..food didn't even come with a mebu from the sending place or fortune cookies!

 

[JimN]

Feels sketchy..food didn't even come with a mebu from the sending place or fortune cookies!

I'd still eat it. Now I'm hungry again.

 

[kichibot]

Just had a shrimp and a piece of broccoli. Is this what anthrax tastes like? Tastes pretty good. If I die, please cremate me with my bikes.

 

[MadisonDan]

I'd still eat it. Now I'm hungry again.

Same result as if you had actually eaten the food in question......

 

[Patrick]

+spicey?

am i interpreting that correctly?

 

[soundz]

coud be poison .. did u make any disparaging comments about clinton recently?

 

[Carson]

+spicey?

am i interpreting that correctly?

No no...special sauce.

 

[Carson]

This reminds me of a call at work. It's more stupid than funny but close enough. I'll post it up tomorrow.

 

[extremedave]

I just had not very ripe avocado with lime and salt washed down with a Dales. Was supposed to be guacamole but see the "not ripe" part. My point is the food gods bestowed upon you a gift. Do not disappoint them or I shall assume the Destroyer of Foods mantle and come dominate that ish.
You have been warned.

 

[qclabrat]

why didn't you just call the LA number, believe or not, people do relocate and keep their cell numbers. Btw: Whose your mani Pedi guy?

 

[qclabrat]

2.

What does this mean?

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wife's asleep, will let you know tomorrow, something big

 

[Magic]

What does this mean?

K47 + spicy

 

[jumpa]

why didn't you just call the LA number, believe or not, people do relocate and keep their cell numbers. Btw: Whose your mani Pedi guy?

im sure they called looking for their food. I just cut my nails

I just had not very ripe avocado with lime and salt washed down with a Dales. Was supposed to be guacamole but see the "not ripe" part. My point is the food gods bestowed upon you a gift. Do not disappoint them or I shall assume the Destroyer of Foods mantle and come dominate that ish.
You have been warned.

i didn't touch it, kristine did though. I might me single ready to mingle by the AM.

how many times did i wish for this kind of stuff to happen at university though. stuff dreams are made of for college kids.

 

[Paul H]

Looks good... I would have ate it.

 

[Arwen's Mom]

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wife's asleep, will let you know tomorrow, something big

the suspense is killing me.


I would NOT have eaten it.
wrong phone number but correct address would worry me.
check your credit cards